SALLY !!!!!!

*chronic depression voice* oh im gonna be alone at home for the weekend this is great im just like a princess in her tower

*agoraphobia voice* my bed is right next to the window i can sit here mournfully waiting for some to rescue me itd ruin it if I went to the supermarket or even got out of bed

i love tumblr because of the close-knit community of girls who have never gotten over anything ever not even a little

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

nobody knows anything anymore.

do u think columbos wife ever got mad at her husband for arresting all the writers and actors and stuff that she likes? like hes taking away all her entertainment...

I would be WAY too horny to pilot a mech

happy naked transsexual neighbor Sunday to all who celebrate

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.