SALLY !!!!!!

Princess accidentally calling her personal maid “mom”

setting up a lawn chair under an umbrella and ordering a maid to mop the rain water off the garden path while its still raining

i can hardly see why anyone would deny a present from a princess. it would practically be treason against the kingdom. you’d be admitting to a crime against the crown. you’d probably be executed, or staring at the walls of a dungeon for the rest of your days. you don’t want that do you? of course you don’t. you’ll gladly accept anything i give to you, because you have no right to say no. so don’t even try to put those vegetables back on my freaking plate

slash tires perhaps. key the car perhaps. perhaps some graffiti of a fat cock on his front door

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

my decision to not buy any treats or yummies is coming back to haunt me..

Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first