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Before any Finwean family dinner can commence, all seatinging arrangements must be approved by the Councle of Eldest Sons (Maedhros, Fingon, and Finrod). This is a really serious matter of safety. Without them the rate of kinslaying among the Noldor could easily have tripled what it was.
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ian mckellen directed these movies actually
Ian McKellen was not going to stand idly by and allow these movies to be heterosexual <3
only one thing could possibly make this funnier *glances at king charles*
double prime minister event is in the cards, i have done the maths
Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesnāt storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.
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dark academia is when you have to read the crustiest pdf known to man
The clown movie was to impressionable young gay teenagers online in 2017 what the Les mis movie was to impressionable young gay teenagers online in 2012.
- assorted cast of various boys
- made people read a giant book
And what lord of the rings was to impressionable young teenagers on their family computers in 2001
Love it when an animal has a long tail for no reason at all. Look at this guy. Ridiculous. So silly.
so they can hold!!
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The Forbes version of the headline is gonna turn ME into the Joker
āCurufinwĆ« AtarincĆ«, you were named after two of the greatest men I ever knew. Me. And me again.ā
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weird pet confessions:
sometimes i feel bad that my default greeting for my roommatesā tuxedo cat isĀ āhi handsome!āĀ
i feel like i should greet him according to his accomplishments or achievements
but in my defense he is very cute, always well-dressed, and has literally no thoughts in his tiny kitten head
one time a moth was flying around the lamp and he scared it away but couldnāt tell where it had gone so he just stared at the lamp like this the entire rest of the night expecting it to produce more moths
She should show up at events where Prince Charles is. Give him a scare š Watch to the end for the result!
Sis, I'll pay for your travel, just scare that fucker hard enough that he croaks š
varric tethras as a character in theory is so strange imagine finding out not only is your favorite smut author involved in two major historical events but he's the mayor
This might be the funniest reply Iāve ever seen in my life
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PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG
we should reanimate nikola tesla just so that he can personally murder elon musk himself
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one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was likeĀ āwe donāt know whatās in there.ā like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for āpass of the spider.ā do the math
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Donāt forget that Frodo also speaks Sindarin, which makes this even worse.
Faramir: Hey, donāt go up the Spider Stairs.
Frodo: Why? Whatās up the Spider Stairs?
Faramir: We donāt know, Frodo. We just donāt know.
to be fair, youād assume the name means āthereās a lot of spiders here,ā not, āthere is one spider the size of a draft horse here.ā so you go up expecting to have to shoo a lot of skeeter eaters out of your tent, and instead you have to figure out how to rope and shoe godzillarantula.
Hmmmā¦
They do live in a world where godzillarantulas feature prominently in mythology and history (Ungoliant plunged the world into darkness, scared the crap out of Sauronās old boss, etc) and existed within the last century in Mirkwood. Assuming they ever talk to anyone whoās been to Mirkwood. Theyā¦ probably know they were giant spiders in Mirkwood pretty recently? Itās hard to figure out how much anyone in Middle-earth has been talking to anyone else when we didnāt actually see it.
On the other hand ā what if itās the giant evil spidersā prominence in history/mythology thatās causing trouble? What if lots of evil/nasty things/places get called āspiderā just to indicate how nasty and evil they are, rather than any association with literal spiders, and itās justā¦ overloaded? Maybe the bad part of town in Minas Tirith is the Spider District. Maybe every tavern trying to be edgy calls itself the Spiderweb.
Actually spider/Ungoliant references could be really appealing to Gondorians trying to be edgy. Theyāre dark and evil! Plunged the world into darkness! But they ARENāT involved in the war theyāre actually fighting, they arenāt directly associated with Sauron at all, so getting too interested in them would be creepy without being potentially treasonous. Because no oneās ACTUALLY going to worship those dangerous but not epic spiders up in Mirkwood, and no oneās heard anything from any proper spawn of Ungoliant in ages and ages.
In fact, spider/Ungoliant references might be appealing to ORCS trying to express that something is nasty and creepy! Nobody likes Ungoliant.
Maybe Faramirās been to fourteen different Spider Caves across Ithilien, and half of them he didnāt even see regular spiders in, theyāre just dark and damp and may have had orcs at some point, or something, and at some point in history someone got spooked. So you know, itās POSSIBLE Spider Pass has something to do with spiders? But really it just means people donāt like it.
(The problem with this theory is we never actually SAW anyone overusing spider references. But itās plausible they would!)
āThe average spider on Middle Earth is the size of a dinner plateā is a statistical error. The average spider on Middle Earth is smaller than a coin. Cirith Ungol (lit: Spiders Gorge), which contains a spider larger than a horse, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
OH MY GOD
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GODZILLA OFFICIAL???
