don't be tough on you

i wish i knew about words and stuff and was smart so i could explain to u all how arya is literally odysseus

like shes been trying to go home for years and never getting closer, almost as if some divine power has it out for her. wears disguises & gets out of sticky situations with lies and tricks. encounters monsters and men who seem out of this world. the "no one" thing. gestures vaguely. you get it

the day is gonna end anyway and your warm bed will be waiting so you might as well do the hard things and not let them ruin your day

*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

idk how to live or do any of this sorry