Tolkien Trash

I think it is going to be legit so awesome when a knight of the seven kingdoms season two pivots from being about honor and glory and tourneys and an entanglement of extremely beautiful but violent but soooooo miserable and tortured Targaryen princelings to being like. sit your little bald ass down we are talking about climate change and water rights and how to be a good person in a world that is slow in the dying and the horrors of war that break us apart decades after they end because they don’t end and there’s not even shippable twinks but Jaime Lannister is there and she’s a girl this time

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

sometimes you can tell how much someone loves dragon age by how much they hate dragon age

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit