lmao

i love how jigsaw just fucking hates depressed people

hello john. i have noticed that you're depressed. that's fucking stupid. you will notice that your penis is in a mousetrap.

not to be all ‘kink at pride’ discourse or whatever but is it just me or are people getting a bit too comfortable wearing straight up fetish gear in public? was at the mall the other day and I kept seeing people with santa hats and christmas sweaters on. there was even a mall santa with his big jolly red suit on and everything. disgusting

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

one of the aqua teen dvds had a "Play all" button which, if youre too young to remember dvds, would typically play every episode in order, but here it played them all at the same time. having that dvd changed me as a child

The best part of it is the Easter egg revealed by the "play all" option, every episode in the season has one of their signature explosion animations play at the exact same timestamp so for a second the entire screen is obscured by fireballs

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

Always reblog this if you are cool

it used to be 2007 you know

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

we’re cleaning out our book collection and my dad REFUSES to throw out the like 2005 toronto public school poetry anthology that has my fucking, sasunaru fanart as the cover and i’m going to pass out

Gotta say my favorite moment from the Hozier concert was him saying "I almost cracked up at the beginning of that song. There's a person in the front row wearing a shirt that says 'Hozier? I hardly know her!'" and then once the laughter died down, "Now I'm going to lighten the mood a little with a song about hitting an animal with your car"