stupider like a fox!

my new smart tv came with the 24/7 circus accidents channel

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?

the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

childhood friends to complete strangers

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

there are a lot of people reblogging this again and tagging it with "wow.. this kind of looks like that one cup" again. you guys would not believe what "solo jazz" means

maybe it's time to try religious psychosis

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere