Don't Keep The Devil Waiting, Old Friend

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

fucked up things happening in my minecraft again

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

everygirl should get. 10 hrs a day to play video games 8 hrs to lie on the floor 6-8 hrs to do literally nothing 22 hours to sleep per day.

wine drunkk… come hither my squire… MWWAAHH… now go fetch my horse… I must ride to the estate of mine rival…

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

Aemond going to Harrenhal and having Vhagar fuck up all of Daemons HGTV house flipper property brother renovations he did last season

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.