sloppy bitch

[ID. a photo of a small embroidered skeleton on a section of denim. end ID.]

People talk about Paul ruining Christianity like the guys before Paul didn't also have bad opinions.

Let's kill this ass hole

i think getting an undergrad degree should come with a free "second try" voucher, where if you want to go get a second different degree from any school because you picked the wrong thing as a 17 year old, its totally free to try again

This is like a right wing political cartoon I love that it's real

about 3 times per day over the past week i have had to force myself to stop scrolling through discourse and actually Go Do Work Instead with the same cadence i tell my dog to "DROP IT" when i see him chewing on an unknown substance

just had to do it again. you are not immune to reading the comments of stuff you KNOW is gonna suck but you CAN tell that dog eating trash in ur mind to knock it off.

Something you gotta understand about me is that I am utterly reliant on my Beverages

Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?

made this post before 12 pm which means it was basically written by a different person. reading this with fresh eyes what gets me is the unintentional undercurrent of very specifically dated rocks-glass-clinking male chauvinism. It reads like im condescending to Katharine Hepburn

very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety

EDIT: On the advice of my legal department, I would like to formally apologize to the elderly woman I called a "beta". I was not aware that she was the goddess Athena in disguise.

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

holy shit this was made the year i was born

ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!

I want non-Americans to know that this is almost imperceptible in terms of differences from actual used car sellers.