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lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

they are teenagers now

this is what it feels like to be in your late 20s

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

you have IBS.

I hate when you’re listening to a band that has a woman singer and then for like, one verse or so, they let a dude sing. Fuck off. Put a gag on him.

“which self-help book would you rec—” girl read yaoi fanfiction on ao3 instead

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol