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you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

you have IBS.

I hate when you’re listening to a band that has a woman singer and then for like, one verse or so, they let a dude sing. Fuck off. Put a gag on him.

“which self-help book would you rec—” girl read yaoi fanfiction on ao3 instead

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol