come on, clotpole!

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

what the fuck. comics are magic

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

did you google how to take a screen shot

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

YES

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

it's thousand yard stare summer

ksksjfhf help that's so funny. "well sir, I don't know about the cuffs, but is your wrist perhaps approximately the circumference of an ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE TONKER?"

saying "according to local legend" and "it is said" before making up some absolute bullshit

jojo the sensitive perverts on tumblr understand your shows

there is no amount of language learning that is useless. I think it obviously scales up in wonderfulness as you learn more, but even just being at the point where you can recognize what language is being spoken or written is still a more useful thing than not knowing that. it is lovely to say hi to people in their language! any attempt to learn is important. you don't get fluent overnight. and you don't have to get fluent overnight. more knowledge is better than none. it isn't just all or nothing.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?