i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

getting high to unlock more kin memories but they're from dune so all i remember is getting high to unlock more kin memories

the more we learn the more we grow

the we grow more learn more the we

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

ever since they banned ninja swords in london now phone snatchers have to simply use their ninjutsu to aid in phone snatching, which has ironically made the problem much worse as you're often targeted by lads using shadow clones or they straight up just rasengan you like fuck off

our age of blogs is collapsing

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

is there an ai bubble bubble?

picturing a scenario where so many people have shorted tech stocks in anticipation of an ai bust that the economy will collapse if the economy doesnt collapse

if i was in charge of deltarune i would not be as reasonable as Toby is

Hello deltarune fans. Three months from now, Chapter 5 is set to release. At that time, I will check the tags. If there are more M/M ships than F/F, I will press the big red button on my desk labelled "DELETE deltarune". Will you choose your pride? Or your precious game?

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

Guy who laboriously explains that he isn’t a chaser because he’s also into clocky cis women

Okay party, I've called this meeting because I want to make sure there's a contingency plan for if the Evil Sorceress tempts me and I betray you. I'm just noticing that we have a witch, magus, and cleric in this party while I am spec'd heavily into anti-magic, on account of the Evil Sorceress situation, so I really don't like our odds if I'm the one that gets seduced. Just something to take into account before we enter this fortress with a purple-pink color motif and abundant rose bushes. I'm not saying it WILL happen, I just know myself well enough to admit that my Sacred Oath as a crusader won't hold up for a second if I'm offered so much as a crumb of villainess pussy.