things to say after driving a truck into a courthouse and identifying yourself as a car bomber
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things to say after driving a truck into a courthouse and identifying yourself as a car bomber

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very confusing how everyone is reacting so enthusiastically to PC Arknights giving you the Priestess hand as a cursor. Am I the only insane person who had already long since customized my cursor so I could see the scary PRTS skeleton hand on PC all the time
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Every time I see people misconstruing the definition of punk for meaningless semantic discourse I mentally substitute "punk" for "electro swing"
"Are public libraries punk?" trite.
"Are public libraries electro swing?" immediately a better post
"adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them"
"he's literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do"
"do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?"
"do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?"
"how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?"
"y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they're fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!"
"Oh yeah, you can tell by the markings that that one's a black mage. Their attacks can cause necrosis so you have to be careful, but no one's ever died from one!"
"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.
If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

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For reference, here's a full bibliography of bad* [tumblr]* posts which were incorporated into the above comment:
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so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.
and i need to show you all some of these because ?????
turns out when you specifically seek out extremely pathetic and clumsy women to be your knights and maids they arent very good at being knights or maids
you think you’re so funny don’t you. GUARDS. OFF WITH H- no- no its okay dont cry guards its okay im sorry i raised my voice its okay no im not mad at you

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they really couldn't have come up with a better name for it than "the large hadron collider"?
youd think they'd at least be colliding large hadrons but its actually just the regular little ones
okay yeah i'm on team webp now
why again do people not like webp? it's functionally jpg compression with transparency and stuff like paintdotnet works with them fine
Late adoption from image viewers and common apps/websites neglecting support for it kinda put it in limbo for a long time.
Years of the average end user running into "sorry I don't know what this file type is" really put its reputation in the dumpster.
"our age of bronze is collapsing" would actually be a great line to put in the mouth of cassandra in like an adaptation of the iliad, or the trojan women, or oresteia
a big-budget adaptation of the homeric stories would be pretty well-served with cassandra as hte primary viewpoint character, if you wanted to do modern themes and such. The nature of her curse of prophecy is that you're free to do anachronistic dialogue or insights through her, and because she's cursed never to be believed you don't even have to worry about any of it breaking the plot. Cassandra can, uniquely, quite plausibly have a modern mindset. You would also get bonus woke points into the bargain.
These crow lady comics, that I can only trace to “some anon on 4chan”
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I’ve got a few more saved

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