I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

you waste 100% of the shots you don’t take. but you also miss 100% of the shots you do take. kitten, i’m gonna be honest you suck at this

Whenever a new poetry meme hits tumblr I am reminded that tumblr users can’t scan for shit

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

indeed dot com is truly worse than useless huh

also 50000000 military jobs but i think that's specific to aerospace engineering

wolf eggs. wolves lay eggs. i promise.

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually