getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

you waste 100% of the shots you don’t take. but you also miss 100% of the shots you do take. kitten, i’m gonna be honest you suck at this

Whenever a new poetry meme hits tumblr I am reminded that tumblr users can’t scan for shit

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

indeed dot com is truly worse than useless huh

also 50000000 military jobs but i think that's specific to aerospace engineering

wolf eggs. wolves lay eggs. i promise.

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

Not again. Reread OPs name

no shut up let me believe please i need this

chiropractors get paid to injure people. i'd do it for FREE after a long shift