God's Hottest Little Jester

*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

brave but evil comparison

Well, guess its time to jack off to naked dudes on the internet

maybe just put “eww” near the bottom of the scale and it’ll be perfecto

you understand nothing.

big fan of penis

@were--ralph

A weighted blanket is not enough I need a 6'4 300 lbs bear to press me like a panini

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

Honestly garfield is so gainer coded

Ok fine i want to fuck garfields dad from that new garfield movie

to church with all of you

To see you? Okey (•ω•) I remember drawing the holy returning once again, so that must mean it is real. The furry Jesus said, "Come hear me about fat dads stat"

The Genshin Fandom:

The jump from 2019 to 2024 is sooo violent.