cunt faggula

Having a real 'member of an extremely niche and marginalized sub-culture' moment where I'm like ugh I'm a trans guy bottom who likes it in the pussy, that's so pedestrian, I'm such a basic bitch, I should want to top,

but idk, *within* the extremely niche and marginalized sub-culture, the very real phenomenon of people bending over backwards to assure trans guys they can be feminine and bottom and like their pussies etc like yeah yeah I'm the way I am without you. we all know what you're doing and it's not in defense of me. For one, I'm fat and ugly, and you're never ever thinking of that when you're drooling over boypussy

i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.

No no no, see, a puppet obtains power at the expense of agency, a doll obtains meaning at the expense of agency, and a plushie obtains unconditional love at the expense of agency. The thing currently mauling you was already powerful and self-actualized when I brought it under my sway, so when you beg me to 'call off my puppet' you should really be saying plushie instead. Try again, m'kay?

I can't stop thinking about an alternate reality where ponyplay got more tumblr popular than puppyplay and I could see a million goofy ass posts by people who have never had sex roleplaying domming a horse

anyone wanna see the most sexual vintage medical illustration i've ever come across

Also I'm sorry but "does it show a lack of conviction in communism to jack off to knight porn?" sounds like a dialogue option in disco elysium that resukts in Kim looking at you kinda sadly and then changing the subject