chug chap

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

technically all men are lightskin because if you’ve ever held a dick you can feel the heartbeat

I just do not understand how Arby’s still makes money

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their needs are changing rapidly, they mostly need Sudecon wipes and gas masks, last I heard, but the only way is to bring them directly there. for the most part they are asking people to join them there and hold the line, if possible. next best thing is to donate and call NJ reps to demand an end to the detention and torture!

red 40 has medicinal properties