The Zodiac Killer Ate My Son

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

? that’s not the picture i pasted but ok

There's always a strangely intimate poetry to the censorship and highlighting in these screenshots. You can practically feel the quickening heartbeat of the squeemish reader, the swell of heat in their cheeks, the clenching thighs and the wiggling in the seat, the hedonistic secretive re-reading and re-censoring of a dangerous word.

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

Yes I am aware he has committed atrocities but have you considered that he’s my special guy

Groovy.

absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it