The Zodiac Killer Ate My Son

A life of endless torment

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

Me protecting my family from john green

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

i really need to shake some people and say “being passive in every situation does not mean you are not making active choices and it does not absolve you from harming others. consistently choosing to do nothing in every situation and believing that you couldn’t have possibly been the problem because you chose inaction and not a more agressive approach can in fact also be harmful.” because this keeps happening and its driving me nuts