The Zodiac Killer Ate My Son

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

I don't like sharing my house with a tiny nude man.

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

this is about the colonial enforcement of gender among many other things

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

Do you wanna go beat eachother up in the woods? (Flirting)

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

When a species becomes extinct humans have to figure out what kind of magic they were doing to keep the ecosystem from becoming out of balance

I want to do that thing caterpillars do with the coccoon. I don't even want to come out different I just want to lay down and be warm

they turn into goo inside their cocoon:)

it probably feels awesome

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

i dont fuck with people that dont see the strong as fuck ice mummy as a milf, i mean its right in her name

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries