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returns from the level up menu with messed up hair, a strong blush, visibly sweaty and with nipples poking through my blouse

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

Society should forgive the occasional diva moment

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress