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explosive diarrhea has to be the worst kind of diarrhea at least until somebody invents armour penetrating or thermobaric or nuclear diarrhea

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Everyones had that moment where your fucking the hamburger and you wish it was a cheeseburger instead.

diversity win! this farmer is poly

from NINETEEN FORTY FOUR

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

this is a real conversation on any public transit

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.