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bitches be like "i'm so mentally ill about this man" and the man is german chancellor and noted conservative asshat otto von bismarck. it's me, i'm bitches.

#meine worte #history #history shitposting #german history #european history #otto von bismarck

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herowyn

5 0 Y E A R S A G O

rarebird22

Almost 57 years ago!

indiesaster

match to the sixth.

more camilla hect on patreon i lov her i want her to cut me open

also im gonna jump off a building i hate image compression its insane especially on twitter

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

sashaforthewin

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

inkyrainstorms

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

rangerofthesouth

MY MOOTS I WILL BE MAKING ART BECAUSE THIS SHOULD BE AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH

WHO'S WITH ME FOR MOON DAY????

gayboy-baz

MOON DAY MONDAY

frostedmagnolias

Dress

c. 1845-1850

silk (satin), cotton, brass

unknown maker, Australia

National Gallery of Victoria, Melbourne

#dreams of creation

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weaver-z

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

georgieharrisons

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?” and then scream and cut out his mic.

little-scribblers-heart

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

anxietyproblem

frostedmagnolias

Afternoon dress

c.1903

House of Worth

Purple silk velvet, chenille fringe, and ivory chiffon

The Museum at FIT

#high above fate

productofaritual

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

funeral

In today's state of hyperactivity, where boredom is not allowed to emerge, we never reach the state of deep mental relaxation. The information society is an age of heightened mental tension, because the essence of information is surprise and the stimulus it provides. The tsunami of information means that our perceptual apparatus is permanently stimulated. It can no longer enter into contemplation. The tsunami of information fragments our attention. It prevents the contemplative lingering that is essential to narrating and careful listening . . . In the process of digitalization, . . . information acquires an altogether different status. Reality itself takes on the form of information and data. For the most part, we perceive reality in terms of information or through the lens of information. Information is an idea—that is, a re-representation. When reality takes the form of information, the immediate experience of presence withers. When digitalization gives everything the form of information, reality is flattened.

Byung-Chul Han, The Crisis of Narration

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would you still love me if I was a giant isopod?

u and i if that were to happen

#he means what he says #my fairy music

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

coffeeandmoorland

Sometimes I’m overwhelmed with the insatiable desire to learn. To know astronomy and geography and language and architecture; to recognize each constellation, planet, and star; to speak and understand all languages, be able to decipher ancient Greek and Latin text; to grow my understanding of how the human body works; study the differences and similarities of each religion; recognize the use for each herb and seed and sapling.

I want to better myself, not for fame or recognition or power. I just want to understand.

random-brushstrokes

Maximilian Lenz - Puppets (1910)

In 1907 and 1910, Maximilian Lenz exhibited at the Secession Vienna together with his long-time student Ida Kupelwieser. In addition to landscapes and flower pictures, the picture “Marionetten” stood out with its complex, quite erotic symbolism. A theme that he will repeat several times, as he did in 1914. It is assumed that the lying beauty is Ida Kupelwieser, who was for a long time unattainable for a love affair or a close liaison for the painter due to her social position as a wealthy entrepreneur’s daughter. The picture can therefore be interpreted as a dream of the painter, who depicts himself on the lower right as a fool, the only figure not hanging by a thread, who watches longingly as the beauty extends her hand to the prince doll. Only years later, in 1926, he would marry Ida just a few months before her death and would finally become the “prince”. (source)

#my fairy music

weaver-z

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

rockshitty

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

weaver-z

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

explorerrowan

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

soaringsearingphoenix

He was the officiator

explorerrowan

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

cipheramnesia

Oh my god they were moon mates.

themoonwheniamlost

THEY WERE MOON MATES

i-want-my-iwtv

atherflame-theconcubus

@hellsite-hall-of-fame this feels like it’s older than it actually is

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historical-fashion-polls

which costume would you rather wear? (1892)

left 🤎🐱🐁

center left 💛🖤🚲

center right ❤️🤍🌞

right 🤍🩶⚜️

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

commentary from the curator: this is the full plate for the cat costume I featured earlier! there were no labels on this plate, so I'm not going to "formally" label anything in the options, but here are my best guesses for what everything is: left is a cat (possibly Puss in Boots?), center left has to do with bicycling, center right is possibly a reference to the Sun King (Louis XIV) or maybe Versailles or something to do with 18th century France (??), and I'm fairly certain right is Joan of Arc

#left!!#my fairy music

poobletoods

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

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