I'm Kris

how is any of this considered blogging

Back in the 90s you could go to your local news channel and be like "I had a near-death experience and I went to Heaven for 5 minutes and I saw Jesus riding a skateboarding unicorn" and they'd put you on tv

You could tell a cop you'd seen a vampire in the woods and they'd send guys to go look for it

You still can, just put woke+trans in front

I died on the operating table for 5 minutes and I went to WOKE heaven and saw TRANSGENDER Jesus and His PRONOUNS angels

you need to pull the whole layer of dead skin off your lips every day in winter it’s how you grow a beautiful. New skin like a lizard no don’t look at the camera look at me. it’s called a chrysalis not a chrysalisn’t. the blood is normal

okay but why is he even called mr beast

He's the Antichrist

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

that's arugula

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

official shadow the hedgehog post

would you be willing to post online

Maybe.

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

furries everywhere i love you