just a funky little guy (in a girl way)

I have a rare form of synesthesia in which I can hear sounds and see colors and taste flavors and sometimes I can even feel textures

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

went to a local. won 6 matches but didn't win any sets. frustrating. got close to winning against a Chipp and a Potemkin, but nerves got the better of me. did a lot of practice matches after against two Potemkin mains who were there. my friend who's a competitive level Leo was there to coach me. apparently I still need to get better at 6Ping, and I air-dash too much.

Is it pretentious if you jack off to concepts more than you do to a guy being anally fucked

a woman's penis can be one of her most moè attributes

and don't even get me started on premature ejaculation

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away

ohhh it's called "head maid" because you give head to the maid!

stockholm syndrome doesn't exist, except for when you start liking some of the songs that play on your work radio that you would never put in your casual playlists

hrt is awesome i just wish it worked faster. i have mutuals i need to be showing my boobs to and this whole "waiting several months" thing isn't really for me

little miss AA cups wants to show off something other than its basically flat chest