Get Busy Shrimpin Or Get Busy Dyin

notice how everyones 30 now

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

the world is my cuck chair

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

post-email aftercare like that was a great email and you seemed so normal

My brain fell out got dirt all over it