spaceman256

It is not enough that Elon Musk should die, nor even that he should die penniless, friendless, alone, and in pain. It is necessary, as a matter of moral certitude, that his death be utterly and completely mundane and explicable in its every particular. such clear and inarguable must it be that no true crime podcaster or history channel could ever inject it with falsified intrigue in the name of a quick buck; it must be so plain and clear that every four-year-old who heard of it would nod sagely in understanding.

I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

if tentacles are so good why are there not eleventacles?

6 seventacles

i’ll feel better once I fix the five main things I think are wrong with me

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

She had also claimed Freda "deserved" this sexual harassment because of what she was wearing... You know... The same excuse used over and over to try and justify rape.