GET UP, COWARD

what's a little sadomasochism between friends

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

pronouns fee/fi/fo/fum

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

can I say it. I miss when leggings were pants. can I say it, I miss stomp clap. and good god I miss David guetta. can I finally say that. I miss when a band called black rebel motorcycle club was just three 20 year old white guys from san francisco in those little fuckass wide brim hats. and I miss going out tops. you guys don't even know about the epic highs and lows of going out tops on urbanoutfitters.com.