the crooked kind

crucial question: is anyone else on youtube enough to see the lady pregnant with “the worlds greediest baby” who makes these hypnotically decadent beautiful sandwiches sandwiches i could never dream of

a man straight up followed me off the metro today and kept following me for blocks. i was cutting through weird side streets and shit to lose him. he legit waved when i started looking over my shoulder and only fucked off when i tried to get a picture. at 9 am

and all of this is less disrespectful than forgetting my birthday btw

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

situationship was mean to me on my birthday should i kill him?

kicking his favourite pencils under the dust collector (he's on the spectrum and i know how to hurt him)

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