Ultrablue Landscape

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

listening to people in their literal mid 30s still talking about being in the gifted program and convinced they were part of some government experiments being drugged and put under hypnosis……..still needing to feel special as a grown adult like omg please give it a REST quite frankly nobody gives that much of a shit about you. respectfully. you sound like people saying they’ve been abducted by aliens

tights were invented for transgender women to bulge out in

also for post-op transgender women to have euphoric moments of "hey i can wear these without my thang in the way" in

the glee with which other white gay people will talk about the prospect of gentrifying or colonizing areas to create a new "lesbian commune!!" or "gay town!!" or w/e just totally unbothered by any of the ethical implications of what they're proposing is fucking craaaaaaazy

i feel insane seeing these people talk about the prospect of "buying up" property and buildings in an impoverished area with just 0 awareness that what they're describing entails violence and displacement

Once the US capitulates to Iran, I hope Iran triples the Hormuz toll for Japan. They are getting way too comfortable with their Islamophobia, and ought to be taught some lessons in humility

Now is the time to strike