Ultrablue Landscape

Was going to make a joke post about punishing an agere girl by not taking the pickles off her burger but I started crying thinking about doing that for real. I'd never do that ever. I'm so bad at punishment play no girl deserves to be punished...

Got emotional while cutting vegetables thinking about this again I think this might just be a period week for me. Under my watch all veggies will be prepared to suitable standards of deliciousness and if you don't want them we will find other ways to get you the nutrients we need. No one ever has to eat something they don't want to from now until forever

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

Girls are you okay?

Conditioning girls to relax at my touch is so amazing. Making my hands the force that makes you drop your shoulders and close your eyes with a small hum and an exhale of breath. Soon enough you never really want it to end. Always pressing close, always needing for me to handle you. To make you feel so good at the gentle melting of all that daily tension. I hardly even need to prompt anything. You'll just come to realize close is easiest place to be reached and when there is only one chair the floor will be fine for you. You won't need modesty when you just need my hands on you

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

weird elf girl who flirts with you by showing you every place she appears in on your family tree

If you vote for "oh sorry we now have a boy pokemon for boys (boys only) because the prior one was too girly" I'm straight up killing you

trans girl who’s latched onto your breast and will not stop sucking.

There's something funny to scroll Tumblr while a girl touches my dick

and now you are going to give your boobs a good squeeze and jiggle. making you do this is one of my powers as a satori

perhaps we go a little evilstyle tomorrow. as a treat