0to3yearsold

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

infantry and adultery sound like they'd be opposites but they're in fact completely unrelated

I will always reblog this

still remember how revolutionary this ad felt 10 years ago

excuse me but it still feels revolutionary

Keep reblogging until it feels normal everywhere.

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014

it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth

there are so many Emails

i’m so pro-choice that when i’m attracted to a man i don’t want his babies i want his abortions

i’d love to abort that thang (flirting)

[becoming crazed] art should physically harm you

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot