*dude

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

Crowley & Aziraphale in GOOD OMENS

what part of the body is that?

And next to me, a man who says we should go back to a more simple time when children had manners, there was a bobby on every street, and women were, let's just say, a little more hirsute downstairs. His words. I don't know what he meant, either. It's little Alex Horne!

study

Parks and Recreation – 5.11: Women in Garbage

My latest creation

are those my only options

This categorisation involves personification for your verification, as they’ve brought in an ordinary household object with the most personality.