imaginingangels

You literally feel God seeing them. I love that they are warm and cool toned. What a divine match!

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[ID.] A black line drawing of a head and a speech bubble. Above the drawing is text that reads, “so, do you want a relationship?” The speech bubble says, “nah, is not really my thing.” The text inside the head reads, “yes I do, but my sexuality and preferences make the kind of relationship I want a very specific one, in a way that I don’t think anyone around me could fully understand even if I tried to explain it to them and it makes me feel like what I want is completely unrealistic.” End ID.]

To all my mutuals whether we talk much or not I love you all

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS

or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they've got a fat ass now

take his ass to the timeloop

PLEASE NO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME

PLEASE NO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME

PLEASE NO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME

[I.D.: Three GIFs from ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’ 1st GIF: Drew Carey (brown suit, blue dress shirt, orange tie) reads a prompt: ‘Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend’ 2nd GIF: Colin Mochrie (blue shirt with ornament) says: ‘Come.’ 3rd GIF: Drew Carey, Chip Esten (orange shirt, brown pants), Wayne Brady (purple dress shirt, black pants), and Ryan Stiles (green shirt, red tie, white pants) laughing hysterically./end I.D.]

You're a telepath and you fucking hate my guts because whenever you're within a mile radius of me, all you can ever hear is me singing Abba songs nonstop in my head, and you wanna splatter me on the pavement.