this feels like some shit i would have photoshopped but it's real
The Bowery Presents
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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this feels like some shit i would have photoshopped but it's real

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The year is 1492. You are the Catholic Monarchs - both of them. Isabel and Fernando, tanto monta, monta tanto. You have just finished kicking all of the Muslim powers out of Iberia, and you’re feeling so pleased with yourselves that you expel the Jews about it. You have a problem, though - there’s this annoying Genoese moron named Christopher Columbus who keeps waving some bad math at you, insisting that the world is actually smaller than everyone thinks it is and he could totally sail to India by going west. He gets on your nerves so much that you just give him a couple of ships and send him off. He definitely won’t make it to India, but maybe he’ll find some little island and give all of your newly-unemployed hidalgos something to keep them busy. He’ll probably just starve to death in the middle of the ocean, and then he’s no longer your problem.
The year is 1519, and you are Hernán Cortés. You and all of your compatriots are stuck in the most effective way to make someone a bad person: put them in a situation where they must become incredibly wealthy and powerful incredibly fast or else they will die horribly. Transatlantic voyages are absurdly expensive. Anyone in the ‘New World’ who isn’t rich enough to afford their own army is deeply in debt, with no collateral but their own sword-arm. It is an environment that does not reward half-measures. It does not even reward full measures. It only rewards putting a brick on the gas pedal and crossing your fingers - if you kill one person then you’re a murderer, but if you kill hundreds of thousands of people then you're a paragon of glory and the Spanish crown will make statues of you.
The year is still 1519 and you are Moctezuma II, Huēyi Tlahtoāni (great ruler) of the ‘Aztec Empire,’ also known as the Triple Alliance, or the Mexica. You know a thing or two about half-measures not being rewarded, because you are in a process of rapidly expanding and consolidating a nascent Mesoamerican empire. You are quite good at your job - even before you ascended to the throne, you cultivated a reputation as a skilled warrior, a dedicated student, and a devout worshiper. Your name means something like ‘lord who frowns in anger.’ It’s a fitting name, because the process of ‘imperial expansion and consolidation’ generally involves killing lots of people. To make matters worse, some weird hairy white guys showed up out of nowhere and they keep demanding an audience with you. You try every trick in the diplomatic handbook - deferment, threats, flattery, bribes - but everything you do just seems to make them more single-mindedly focused on your destruction. Later, after you are dead, they will claim that you thought they were gods.
The year is 1545, and this whole ‘colonialism’ thing is starting to peter out. Trans-Atlantic voyages are still ruinously expensive, and the pickings are getting slimmer every day - it’s not like you can go loot Tenochtitlan a second time. You’re starting to wonder if it’s time for everyone to pack up, go home, and forget about… holy shit is that a mountain of silver? Is that an honest-to-god mountain with more silver in it than every other existing silver mine on the face of the earth combined? Yes. Some call it Potosí. Many will call it “the mountain that eats men.” In a single moment, colonialism goes from a plundering campaign for recently-unemployed soldiers to a permanent institution. The alchemists back in Prague and Vienna never learned how to turn lead into gold, but the mercenaries and taskmasters in Potosí found a much simpler equation to turn blood into silver.
The year is 1571, and the economy of the Ming dynasty doesn’t feel so good. Their experiment with paper money was a failure, to put it gently. The experiment with paper money failed horribly. It turns out when you try to have paper currency but you don’t have sophisticated counterfeit protections and there’s also a booming cottage industry of people making paper in their cottages, well, you can guess how that ends. So you’re trying to shift to a silver economy. But then you run into an even bigger problem: you don’t have enough silver. So if you start demanding taxes in silver, the price of silver will skyrocket, which means taxes will skyrocket when the economy is already ailing from the whole ‘paper money’ thing. Some hapless scholar-official in Guangdong is nervously watching a peasant sharpen his pitchfork when he gets word from a messenger: some gweilo just showed up at the part with literal shipfuls of silver and they want to buy silk, tea, spices, and porcelain at outrageous markups.
Within living memory, the world was still ‘medieval’ in many ways - slow, parochial, zero-sum, carefully arbitrated by tradition and precedent. Legible. And now Spanish sailors take Bolivian silver on ships guarded by West African mercenaries and Japanese ronin, sailing to their colony in the Philippines to rub shoulders with Chinese officials, Indian sultans, and Malay merchants. All because some dipshit from Genoa got his math wrong and wouldn’t shut up about it.
The moral of this story is that I’m going insane.
#Ironically Columbus made the world small
im so excited for GTA6 i hope it is so bad that it wounds western AAA devs for a decade
i hope it somehow crashes the whole economy
having the same hyperfixations in your thirties as you did when i was eight years old is so funny. i was drawing my ocs and i was like 'okay i NEED to take a bath. i have a big day tomorrow!' so i shut my tablet to take a bath and as i was getting my bath stuff together i noticed i was suddenly in a FOUL mood. and i was like wtf? why do i feel so angry right now?
then I was like oh my god.....Angry because we have to stop drawing to take a bath for our big day tomorrow are we? Pissed off that we have to switch tasks huh kiddo? Like it's 2002?
Nobody asked me, but: While I think it would make a lot of sense for Grace (especially movie version) to be a furry, I think he's too much of a coward (and also too broke) to be in ANY subculture before he gets blasted into outer space. Not a furry, not an emo, a goth, a scene kid, anime dweeb, theater or band geek, etc. He is, at most, a closet music snob.
(I also think he's too much of a persnickety, science-obsessed pedant to enjoy fantasy, including Star Wars, but he likes Star Trek as a guilty pleasure. Mr. Spock is a childhood hero.)
This is not a man who has done any self-introspection, understands himself, or feels comfortable with whatever the hell is going on inside of him. I think he saw other people like that and was terribly envious but also intimidated by them, and not brave enough to try on any identity at all.
If he DOES look at any furry stuff (while loudly insisting that he's "not a furry"), he only does it with a VPN and private browser on, and he only looks at art featuring conventionally attractive cishet fox women that you can tell are supposed to be white.
He's seen some erotic art of the xenomorph alien that made him feel funny but he always clicks away in a panic.

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this is a message to all babytrans. you may come across a subreddit or maybe even a 4chan board that is made up entirely of the most miserable trans people you’ve ever met. they have their own lingo borrowed straight from incel communities. but instead of being an incel where cishet men tell each other that women will never want to fuck them because of 2 mm of browbone, it’s trans women telling each other that they will never be a woman because of 2 mm of browbone. it’s trans men calling other trans men pooners for having a round face instead of a chiseled gigachad jawline. but they swear it’s not a toxic community because they’re all hiding under several layers of irony, so you can never really tell if someone is being serious. and it’s very important that you never visit these forums, even out of morbid curiosity
since this post is making rounds i feel like resharing this for no reason in particular
(comic by @tpwrtrmnky)
I have to think up book merch. would a giant sticker that says “I put out for spiders” be anything?
Black Miku
I’ve been drawing for days, but it still doesn’t feel finished to me. It feels like something is missing… I just don’t know what! What do you think of this piece?
Eu sou uma péssima artista , mais dessa vez ... eu quase cheguei la .

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tangled in you
Oh jesus, I thought this person was exaggerating until I dared try this out of morbid curiosity. I hate the state of society 🤮
#and that's why people who think they can use gen ai 'in a smart controlled way' are kidding themselves #it is a tool but it's being used on you not by you #anti ai
send me more posts like this. thank you
Day Five
"Tangled in You"
bound | unwind
Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

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let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies
Hear me out, Qi-ge hugging his A-Jiu from behind.. (I need these two mf to hug it out, their angst is GETTING TO ME)
Sometimes all you need to do is hug your beautiful, mean shidi 😊