Under a Clear Sky, In a World Untarnished,

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

From the notes: King Legacy rapping, Brittany Harris / @cellobrit on TT on...cello, Ziarra singing the melody (Heat Rises, 2025).

fandoms are obsessed with giving children to characters who would HATE being parents

tumblr users really get shocked when they come to your post and say whatever vile shit they want and you reply with something that isn't fawning. girl i'm sorry you only interact with people pathologically afraid of coming off as rude but we're not all like that you know

Did you have a homoerotic friendship with a girl in highschool that ended in tragedy and you two never talking again or are you normal?

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.