i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how weβve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented βhe thinks himself to be the senator claudius π€£β

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i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how weβve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented βhe thinks himself to be the senator claudius π€£β

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patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs
one sip of this will have you demanding the news
money goes hard when it's coins
penis goes hard when its loins

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i dreamt my cat was misbehaving so i gently slapped him away but it turns out i was cuddling my wife in my sleep so i slapped her belly like a bongo
Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie
Perhaps the better question would be to ask who doesn't!
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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: βone of your flies flew into my drinkβ and my coworker was so confused that they just said: ββ¦my fly?β
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are those my only options
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I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.
what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho
happens
Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine
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this dipshit kid @ the lair improvement store is telling me they dont carry Dark Harbinger Blue but i literally scryed it online like do not tempt my wrath right now
while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

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dont trace reference images. dont even LOOK at reference images. in fact, don't ever look at anything that exists in the world, in person or in photos or in videos, even when you're not drawing, because you will still be able to use the memories of what something looks like as a reference when you're drawing it later. yes that includes yourself. destroy all the mirrors in your house. don't look down at your hands or feet. don't look. close your eyes. close them tight. forget everything. it's okay, embrace the darkness. just forget.