Knockout-offical

“hello, hello”

*the words were quiet, ominous, as another giggle parted his lips. Then, he got behind and and screamed*

[*Soundwave's mask shifts back closed as he whirls around and immediately hops into a defensive stance, staring for a solid 2 seconds before realizing it was just Knockout]

Knockout! Dude! Scared me man-!

Yeah, I'd.. I'd appreciate that—thanks dude

[*A few of his joints creak ominously as he shifts his weight]

*CRASH*

[*Soundwave lays pathetically on the ground for a few moments before using his arms to flip himself onto his back]

Yep-! All good dude-

Ehh just some issues mixing Cybertronian and Earth metals, causes them to lock up sometimes

[*Soundwave winces as Knockout lifts him up]

*Knockout works fast, checking at joints and scanning his body.*

[*He tries to roll himself over to face Knockout]

I dunno how much lubricant would help, I've tried it before and nothing really changed

*Knockout pours a bit into his joints, moving them more smoothly..*

”try now. It’s not a permanent solution, but it ought to work for a few hours also.”

*Knockout grabs his arm and pulls, pulls hard until they hear a click.*

[*Soundwave is half considering breaking out of the medbay and going back outside]

I mean I've had to deal with this for a while, it's usually not that big of an issue-

…

Sounds good man-!

[*...and proceeds to awkwardly roll off of the berth and crash to the floor]

*Knockout adjusted his grip, making it a bit more comfortable for the both of them.*

[*He whirrs solemnly]

Glad it's over here

[*Soundwave remains completely static as Knockout throws him onto the roof]

[*There's a distant crash of metal]

It's like fundamentally something's off, but I can't figure out why...

...Yeah that tracks

[*He continues cycling through the radio channels, pausing every now and then to listen in]

*KSSSCK*-Previous Weather reports indicate-

*KSSSCK*-Which is when my buddies and I decided-

*KSSSCK*-🎶I'm catatonic in your arms, crying "how did I cause so much harm?"🎶-

*KSSCK* -🎶OMG 맴돌고 도는 Melody🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Acapulco Tel Aviv or maybe Japan and pretty people yell at me to follow the🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Hand in my hand and you promised to never let go🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶A technicolor world made out of music and machine, it called me to be on that screen🎶-

*KSSSCK* -oes anybody read? This is Starsc-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Now to row row row my boat over the falls🎶-

[*He quickly flips back]

*KSSSCK*-nybody read? Come in! Please!

[*Soundwave puts his servo up to his helm]

"...Soundwave..?"

[*Soundwave chokes out a half-relieved half-overjoyed laugh]

Screamer-! It's me dude!

"..ohmygod SOUNDWAVE?! Where have you been—where are you??"

I'm uh.. I don't think you can get my signal from over there..

[*The radio goes silent for a few moments]

"Wh.. What do you mean?"

I'm... In a different dimension, somehow

"That... Would explain a lot.."

What?

"Soundwave. We thought you died."

.....yeah that tracks

"As always.. How did you get here?? Are you safe???"

Yeah man, I found some friends here-

Dudes!

"What? I'm merely stating the facts"

I'm getting ganged up on..

Screamer's a commander here..?

"It's alright-! I.. Suppose you're technically correct- though my duties fall primarily within the pursuit of science-"

Alternate reality dude

"Right- Right- My apologies-"

[*He sounds like he withered away on the spot]

Hey I mean, the war's over here, so not all bad dude!

"That's... That's wonderful Soundwave"

[*There's a bit of shuffling in the background of the signal]

"I apologize, but I must disconnect—I believe my signal has been traced"

Dude??

"It was nice meeting you, Knockout. And Soundwave?"

...Yeah dude?

"Please come back soon"

These humans man, coming up with the wackiest patterns for stars

I'll... Probably stay up here, but have a nice rest man

“hello, hello”

*the words were quiet, ominous, as another giggle parted his lips. Then, he got behind and and screamed*

[*Soundwave's mask shifts back closed as he whirls around and immediately hops into a defensive stance, staring for a solid 2 seconds before realizing it was just Knockout]

Knockout! Dude! Scared me man-!

Yeah, I'd.. I'd appreciate that—thanks dude

[*A few of his joints creak ominously as he shifts his weight]

*CRASH*

[*Soundwave lays pathetically on the ground for a few moments before using his arms to flip himself onto his back]

Yep-! All good dude-

Ehh just some issues mixing Cybertronian and Earth metals, causes them to lock up sometimes

[*Soundwave winces as Knockout lifts him up]

*Knockout works fast, checking at joints and scanning his body.*

[*He tries to roll himself over to face Knockout]

I dunno how much lubricant would help, I've tried it before and nothing really changed

*Knockout pours a bit into his joints, moving them more smoothly..*

”try now. It’s not a permanent solution, but it ought to work for a few hours also.”

*Knockout grabs his arm and pulls, pulls hard until they hear a click.*

[*Soundwave is half considering breaking out of the medbay and going back outside]

I mean I've had to deal with this for a while, it's usually not that big of an issue-

…

Sounds good man-!

[*...and proceeds to awkwardly roll off of the berth and crash to the floor]

*Knockout adjusted his grip, making it a bit more comfortable for the both of them.*

[*He whirrs solemnly]

Glad it's over here

[*Soundwave remains completely static as Knockout throws him onto the roof]

[*There's a distant crash of metal]

It's like fundamentally something's off, but I can't figure out why...

...Yeah that tracks

[*He continues cycling through the radio channels, pausing every now and then to listen in]

*KSSSCK*-Previous Weather reports indicate-

*KSSSCK*-Which is when my buddies and I decided-

*KSSSCK*-🎶I'm catatonic in your arms, crying "how did I cause so much harm?"🎶-

*KSSCK* -🎶OMG 맴돌고 도는 Melody🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Acapulco Tel Aviv or maybe Japan and pretty people yell at me to follow the🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Hand in my hand and you promised to never let go🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶A technicolor world made out of music and machine, it called me to be on that screen🎶-

*KSSSCK* -oes anybody read? This is Starsc-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Now to row row row my boat over the falls🎶-

[*He quickly flips back]

*KSSSCK*-nybody read? Come in! Please!

[*Soundwave puts his servo up to his helm]

"...Soundwave..?"

[*Soundwave chokes out a half-relieved half-overjoyed laugh]

Screamer-! It's me dude!

"..ohmygod SOUNDWAVE?! Where have you been—where are you??"

I'm uh.. I don't think you can get my signal from over there..

[*The radio goes silent for a few moments]

"Wh.. What do you mean?"

I'm... In a different dimension, somehow

"That... Would explain a lot.."

What?

"Soundwave. We thought you died."

.....yeah that tracks

"As always.. How did you get here?? Are you safe???"

Yeah man, I found some friends here-

Dudes!

"What? I'm merely stating the facts"

I'm getting ganged up on..

Screamer's a commander here..?

"It's alright-! I.. Suppose you're technically correct- though my duties fall primarily within the pursuit of science-"

Alternate reality dude

"Right- Right- My apologies-"

[*He sounds like he withered away on the spot]

Hey I mean, the war's over here, so not all bad dude!

"That's... That's wonderful Soundwave"

[*There's a bit of shuffling in the background of the signal]

"I apologize, but I must disconnect—I believe my signal has been traced"

Dude??

"It was nice meeting you, Knockout. And Soundwave?"

...Yeah dude?

"Please come back soon"

These humans man, coming up with the wackiest patterns for stars

“hello, hello”

*the words were quiet, ominous, as another giggle parted his lips. Then, he got behind and and screamed*

[*Soundwave's mask shifts back closed as he whirls around and immediately hops into a defensive stance, staring for a solid 2 seconds before realizing it was just Knockout]

Knockout! Dude! Scared me man-!

Yeah, I'd.. I'd appreciate that—thanks dude

[*A few of his joints creak ominously as he shifts his weight]

*CRASH*

[*Soundwave lays pathetically on the ground for a few moments before using his arms to flip himself onto his back]

Yep-! All good dude-

Ehh just some issues mixing Cybertronian and Earth metals, causes them to lock up sometimes

[*Soundwave winces as Knockout lifts him up]

*Knockout works fast, checking at joints and scanning his body.*

[*He tries to roll himself over to face Knockout]

I dunno how much lubricant would help, I've tried it before and nothing really changed

*Knockout pours a bit into his joints, moving them more smoothly..*

”try now. It’s not a permanent solution, but it ought to work for a few hours also.”

*Knockout grabs his arm and pulls, pulls hard until they hear a click.*

[*Soundwave is half considering breaking out of the medbay and going back outside]

I mean I've had to deal with this for a while, it's usually not that big of an issue-

…

Sounds good man-!

[*...and proceeds to awkwardly roll off of the berth and crash to the floor]

*Knockout adjusted his grip, making it a bit more comfortable for the both of them.*

[*He whirrs solemnly]

Glad it's over here

[*Soundwave remains completely static as Knockout throws him onto the roof]

[*There's a distant crash of metal]

It's like fundamentally something's off, but I can't figure out why...

...Yeah that tracks

[*He continues cycling through the radio channels, pausing every now and then to listen in]

*KSSSCK*-Previous Weather reports indicate-

*KSSSCK*-Which is when my buddies and I decided-

*KSSSCK*-🎶I'm catatonic in your arms, crying "how did I cause so much harm?"🎶-

*KSSCK* -🎶OMG 맴돌고 도는 Melody🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Acapulco Tel Aviv or maybe Japan and pretty people yell at me to follow the🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Hand in my hand and you promised to never let go🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶A technicolor world made out of music and machine, it called me to be on that screen🎶-

*KSSSCK* -oes anybody read? This is Starsc-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Now to row row row my boat over the falls🎶-

[*He quickly flips back]

*KSSSCK*-nybody read? Come in! Please!

[*Soundwave puts his servo up to his helm]

"...Soundwave..?"

[*Soundwave chokes out a half-relieved half-overjoyed laugh]

Screamer-! It's me dude!

"..ohmygod SOUNDWAVE?! Where have you been—where are you??"

I'm uh.. I don't think you can get my signal from over there..

[*The radio goes silent for a few moments]

"Wh.. What do you mean?"

I'm... In a different dimension, somehow

"That... Would explain a lot.."

What?

"Soundwave. We thought you died."

.....yeah that tracks

"As always.. How did you get here?? Are you safe???"

Yeah man, I found some friends here-

Dudes!

"What? I'm merely stating the facts"

I'm getting ganged up on..

Screamer's a commander here..?

"It's alright-! I.. Suppose you're technically correct- though my duties fall primarily within the pursuit of science-"

Alternate reality dude

"Right- Right- My apologies-"

[*He sounds like he withered away on the spot]

Hey I mean, the war's over here, so not all bad dude!

"That's... That's wonderful Soundwave"

[*There's a bit of shuffling in the background of the signal]

"I apologize, but I must disconnect—I believe my signal has been traced"

Dude??

"It was nice meeting you, Knockout. And Soundwave?"

...Yeah dude?

"Please come back soon"

These humans man, coming up with the wackiest patterns for stars

“hello, hello”

*the words were quiet, ominous, as another giggle parted his lips. Then, he got behind and and screamed*

[*Soundwave's mask shifts back closed as he whirls around and immediately hops into a defensive stance, staring for a solid 2 seconds before realizing it was just Knockout]

Knockout! Dude! Scared me man-!

Yeah, I'd.. I'd appreciate that—thanks dude

[*A few of his joints creak ominously as he shifts his weight]

*CRASH*

[*Soundwave lays pathetically on the ground for a few moments before using his arms to flip himself onto his back]

Yep-! All good dude-

Ehh just some issues mixing Cybertronian and Earth metals, causes them to lock up sometimes

[*Soundwave winces as Knockout lifts him up]

*Knockout works fast, checking at joints and scanning his body.*

[*He tries to roll himself over to face Knockout]

I dunno how much lubricant would help, I've tried it before and nothing really changed

*Knockout pours a bit into his joints, moving them more smoothly..*

”try now. It’s not a permanent solution, but it ought to work for a few hours also.”

*Knockout grabs his arm and pulls, pulls hard until they hear a click.*

[*Soundwave is half considering breaking out of the medbay and going back outside]

I mean I've had to deal with this for a while, it's usually not that big of an issue-

…

Sounds good man-!

[*...and proceeds to awkwardly roll off of the berth and crash to the floor]

*Knockout adjusted his grip, making it a bit more comfortable for the both of them.*

[*He whirrs solemnly]

Glad it's over here

[*Soundwave remains completely static as Knockout throws him onto the roof]

[*There's a distant crash of metal]

It's like fundamentally something's off, but I can't figure out why...

...Yeah that tracks

[*He continues cycling through the radio channels, pausing every now and then to listen in]

*KSSSCK*-Previous Weather reports indicate-

*KSSSCK*-Which is when my buddies and I decided-

*KSSSCK*-🎶I'm catatonic in your arms, crying "how did I cause so much harm?"🎶-

*KSSCK* -🎶OMG 맴돌고 도는 Melody🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Acapulco Tel Aviv or maybe Japan and pretty people yell at me to follow the🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Hand in my hand and you promised to never let go🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶A technicolor world made out of music and machine, it called me to be on that screen🎶-

*KSSSCK* -oes anybody read? This is Starsc-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Now to row row row my boat over the falls🎶-

[*He quickly flips back]

*KSSSCK*-nybody read? Come in! Please!

[*Soundwave puts his servo up to his helm]

"...Soundwave..?"

[*Soundwave chokes out a half-relieved half-overjoyed laugh]

Screamer-! It's me dude!

"..ohmygod SOUNDWAVE?! Where have you been—where are you??"

I'm uh.. I don't think you can get my signal from over there..

[*The radio goes silent for a few moments]

"Wh.. What do you mean?"

I'm... In a different dimension, somehow

"That... Would explain a lot.."

What?

"Soundwave. We thought you died."

.....yeah that tracks

"As always.. How did you get here?? Are you safe???"

Yeah man, I found some friends here-

Dudes!

"What? I'm merely stating the facts"

I'm getting ganged up on..

Screamer's a commander here..?

"It's alright-! I.. Suppose you're technically correct- though my duties fall primarily within the pursuit of science-"

Alternate reality dude

"Right- Right- My apologies-"

[*He sounds like he withered away on the spot]

Hey I mean, the war's over here, so not all bad dude!

"That's... That's wonderful Soundwave"

[*There's a bit of shuffling in the background of the signal]

"I apologize, but I must disconnect—I believe my signal has been traced"

Dude??

"It was nice meeting you, Knockout. And Soundwave?"

...Yeah dude?

"Please come back soon"

These humans man, coming up with the wackiest patterns for stars

“hello, hello”

*the words were quiet, ominous, as another giggle parted his lips. Then, he got behind and and screamed*

[*Soundwave's mask shifts back closed as he whirls around and immediately hops into a defensive stance, staring for a solid 2 seconds before realizing it was just Knockout]

Knockout! Dude! Scared me man-!

Yeah, I'd.. I'd appreciate that—thanks dude

[*A few of his joints creak ominously as he shifts his weight]

*CRASH*

[*Soundwave lays pathetically on the ground for a few moments before using his arms to flip himself onto his back]

Yep-! All good dude-

Ehh just some issues mixing Cybertronian and Earth metals, causes them to lock up sometimes

[*Soundwave winces as Knockout lifts him up]

*Knockout works fast, checking at joints and scanning his body.*

[*He tries to roll himself over to face Knockout]

I dunno how much lubricant would help, I've tried it before and nothing really changed

*Knockout pours a bit into his joints, moving them more smoothly..*

”try now. It’s not a permanent solution, but it ought to work for a few hours also.”

*Knockout grabs his arm and pulls, pulls hard until they hear a click.*

[*Soundwave is half considering breaking out of the medbay and going back outside]

I mean I've had to deal with this for a while, it's usually not that big of an issue-

…

Sounds good man-!

[*...and proceeds to awkwardly roll off of the berth and crash to the floor]

*Knockout adjusted his grip, making it a bit more comfortable for the both of them.*

[*He whirrs solemnly]

Glad it's over here

[*Soundwave remains completely static as Knockout throws him onto the roof]

[*There's a distant crash of metal]

It's like fundamentally something's off, but I can't figure out why...

...Yeah that tracks

[*He continues cycling through the radio channels, pausing every now and then to listen in]

*KSSSCK*-Previous Weather reports indicate-

*KSSSCK*-Which is when my buddies and I decided-

*KSSSCK*-🎶I'm catatonic in your arms, crying "how did I cause so much harm?"🎶-

*KSSCK* -🎶OMG 맴돌고 도는 Melody🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Acapulco Tel Aviv or maybe Japan and pretty people yell at me to follow the🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Hand in my hand and you promised to never let go🎶-

*KSSSCK* -🎶A technicolor world made out of music and machine, it called me to be on that screen🎶-

*KSSSCK* -oes anybody read? This is Starsc-

*KSSSCK* -🎶Now to row row row my boat over the falls🎶-

[*He quickly flips back]

*KSSSCK*-nybody read? Come in! Please!

[*Soundwave puts his servo up to his helm]

"...Soundwave..?"

[*Soundwave chokes out a half-relieved half-overjoyed laugh]

Screamer-! It's me dude!

"..ohmygod SOUNDWAVE?! Where have you been—where are you??"

I'm uh.. I don't think you can get my signal from over there..

[*The radio goes silent for a few moments]

"Wh.. What do you mean?"

I'm... In a different dimension, somehow

"That... Would explain a lot.."

What?

"Soundwave. We thought you died."

.....yeah that tracks

"As always.. How did you get here?? Are you safe???"

Yeah man, I found some friends here-

Dudes!

"What? I'm merely stating the facts"

I'm getting ganged up on..

Screamer's a commander here..?

"It's alright-! I.. Suppose you're technically correct- though my duties fall primarily within the pursuit of science-"

Alternate reality dude

"Right- Right- My apologies-"

[*He sounds like he withered away on the spot]

Hey I mean, the war's over here, so not all bad dude!

"That's... That's wonderful Soundwave"

[*There's a bit of shuffling in the background of the signal]

"I apologize, but I must disconnect—I believe my signal has been traced"

Dude??

"It was nice meeting you, Knockout. And Soundwave?"

...Yeah dude?

"Please come back soon"

“hello, hello”

*the words were quiet, ominous, as another giggle parted his lips. Then, he got behind and and screamed*

[*Soundwave's mask shifts back closed as he whirls around and immediately hops into a defensive stance, staring for a solid 2 seconds before realizing it was just Knockout]

Knockout! Dude! Scared me man-!

Yeah, I'd.. I'd appreciate that—thanks dude

[*A few of his joints creak ominously as he shifts his weight]

*CRASH*

[*Soundwave lays pathetically on the ground for a few moments before using his arms to flip himself onto his back]

Yep-! All good dude-

Ehh just some issues mixing Cybertronian and Earth metals, causes them to lock up sometimes