a nonsense bird

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

(Already picking out a cragmensch to proselytize) yeah totally buddy

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

neutron flux got me feeling tuff

it's genuinely kind of shocking when you think about how, despite the sheer number of rpgs that theoretically feature (or at least borrow iconography of) the swordsman who uses a normal sword in one hand and nothing in the other, how few actually mechanically encourage you to do this ever