I am a happy asshole and I hope you like me

So this girl at school got asked to prom today at our school rally. She got asked by her ex boyfriend who graduated last year and cheated on her multiple times and just treated her terribly. He drove from three hours away, brought a dozen red roses, a sign, and publicly apologized in front of 2000 students. He even said he did it so she couldn’t say no. Every guy was chanting “SAY NO” and every girl was booing him. After an awkward 5 minutes, the girl said no and ran back up the stairs giving high fives to all the girls. Everyone is calling her savage-Sadie. It was beautiful.

HOW DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE ACCESS TO SO MANY GOATS FOR PROM PROPOSALS I CAN’T EVEN GET ONE TO HANG OUT WITH

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

When did my life get this weird?

me: awww da little puppyyy

Me 10 seconds later: have I mentioned that I love COCK

Also they used a picture that makes him look somewhat positive. It’s ridiculous how far media will go to protect white male privilege.

Airport scenes, getting gayer and better.

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

Everyone else:  [Stares into the camera like they are on the Office.]

Hillary 2016

2016 in a nutshell