idk

i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head

me in therapy

If you don’t drink your water, how are you going to be a good girl and squirt hard later huh? Exactly, drink…

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

(me for a decade straight) okay today’s gonna be different

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.