Carpet Is Lava

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

like specifically his lightsaber is long not qui gon himself

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

Rocket scientists who leave the rocket industry keep thinking everything is a rocket and it's kind of adorable

"We can honeycomb this to reduce the weight" sweetie no that's going to be twice as expensive to manufacture and we are not launching it anywhere.

"If we use titanium instead of steel we'll save a bunch of weight" baby you need to stop worrying so much about your weight! And maybe worry more about what happens to titanium when you expose it to deuterium plasma.

turns out any bathroom becomes a liminal space if you put enough exotic birds in it

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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