still not a chicken

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

Update please I am begging you

is there any research on how much of cultural touchstone SpongeBob was or what cuz i feel like it's a genuine way of communication

breasting boobily all by yourself, beautiful?

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

and tonight I'll ache with undefined longing for no reason at all

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

yeah okay ill reblog that

does anyone know if we have fun tomorrow?

we've got abysmal dogshit tomorrow

women & bitches love my cavern

Can you shut up about your cavern

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.