pop a benny im sleepy

when writing the romantic subplot of futurama they had no idea how important the himbo X girlboss dichotomy would be to the youth in the 2020’s

Death Note has the funniest premise of all time. Like. A death god is bored so he tosses his funny little notebook into the human world. The guy who picks it up just so happens to be a police chief’s privileged brat who has gone his entire life being praised for his intellect, talents, and looks, so it takes like ten seconds for him to start serial killing. The only people who can stand up to him are a trio of autistic orphans with dubious morals. Misa is there

come back & do it then cunt

He was probably boring as fuck on here

Is that a brit? Is that a brit up there. I just want to say that I love how you swear. Your language is beautiful, and I aspire to it. 

call me british again & I’ll make you live in the walls

no more horror theories about wholesome media. its time for wholesome theories about horror media. slenderman just wants to give you back something you dropped

a lab coat and a wizard robe are exactly the same thing actually

the only thing separating a wizard and a mad scientist is time

they are gay lovers

oh you are extremely correct to say this thank you. they are kissing. brewing potions and mixing chemicals in tubes beakers.

"my child is fine" your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limped tears

this implies cindrella is straight man

c-

cinderella!?

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