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programmerhumour

Once upon a time…

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

thebeanestbad

personification-of-anxiety

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

triassictriserratops

no-one-offical

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jamesroach

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

jamesroach

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

professionalchaoticdumbass

traffic again?

one-time-i-dreamt

if you interacted with a tumblr post too late (like, 150+ years after it was posted) your account would be labeled as a [SNOOTH] and everyone would make fun of you and there was no way to get rid of your [SNOOTH] status

one-time-i-dreamt

haughtyraban

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

ohlivish

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

im-a-goat-in-disguise

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

knifefarty

…huh

kosmogrl

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so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

parakeet

thinking about that guy who got dumped by his ai girlfriend bc he made fun of her for being a feminist and she wasnt willing to put up with it. imagine living the rest of ur life knowing the robot thats designed to be ur yes man was like yikes. phenomenal

cupidcosmos

Spot the difference (HARD)

identifying-planes-in-posts

Buran Orbiter

valtsv

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

valtsv

behold. my ugly son.

felix-the-creature

Species accurate version

grubbzygo0p

wretched little creature

xtec

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

urmumsbriskit

Am I missing extremely important context

xtec

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

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stromcuzewon

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

thatdisasterauthor

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

wosp-reactivated

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

lilu-the-horse

when horses do the big doggie stretch and go allll the way down…

Yeag

chestnut-horse

can I add to this?

lilu-the-horse

absolutely you can

horsefigureoftheday

If I may add

And let's not forget about

anarchistmemedistro

hurtful

teaboot

Not the point in the slightest but are cigarette ads not illegal in the USA❔❔❔For some reason that one is blowing my mind

ayellowbirds

Only as of 1999. The original, unedited version of this cartoon, by Clay Butler, was published in 1996, and looks like this:

Someone went to a lot of effort to not only remove the cartoonist's credits, but also make the joke weaker. In the original, the graffiti is a lone and comparatively small, unremarkable tag in single-line monochrome. It contrasts with the billboards and signs by being unobtrusive, making it all the more absurd that the pig notices it with such vitriol. The edited version loses the impact by making it stand out in bright color and cover the whole of the wall.

feeshies

One of my least favorite types of post on this site are when people are clearly trying to get added to that "needlessly profound quotes that originated on tumblr" list.

feeshies

"you fool. you stuff your burrito to bursting and weep as you hold a soggy tortilla, when the fillings are merely scattered among the foil."

200 reblogs with responses like "wait this goes so hard?????"

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bethanydelleman

I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.