amki

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

many such pillowcases

tomodachi life has made the incredible advancement of allowing you to wake the miis up. absolutely incredible. you kids dont know how good youve got it. when i was 14 and it was 11 pm on a school night and i was on my dsi when i shouldnt be. and id boot up tomodachi life and everyone was asleep so i couldnt play the game. everyone struggles in their teen years but im happy youve been spared my struggles

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

let's stay out of the fandom tags with papa

let's learn to block people with mama

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist

fulfills my narrative destiny when my oddly-shaped penis is the perfect fit for the lock on a tiny magic door

normal sized magic door

people will really be like "omg to.be cringe is to be free" and then bully animators and fanfic writers and cosplay makers and furries and