as if dnd needed more weird stuff

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

Armored Lady Monday

i didnt have that much time today so i went for a simpler armor, a slick and streamlined, possibly dragon hide armor bcus its a bit too shiny to be leather i feel hahaha.

i think she is trying to communicate with her eyes that you should not say aything about what you just saw her do.

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A necromancer AND a gardener (5 year redesign) 🌸

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story