warfare guru

its tough to do violent combat these days. people arent nearly as accepting of vicious war crimes as they used to be. people will judge you

lording over the heedless dead means nothing if i cant even aura farm

im dying in the heat of glorious battle and going to the elysian fields, where the souls of the legendary war boys of the past reside for all eternity, as soon as i find out whether or not honor is truly worth it

banking on becoming one of those guys that serves as a dire warning so tthat the living might be warned that dying for honor sucks actually

come over Men. patroclus is roasting some hog in my hut and we can all have as big of portions as we want

i see how ti is. i provide a list of all of my weaknesses and vulnerabilities to a trojan princess but when i ask to meet her at the temple of Apollo she leaves me for DEAd

attn trojans who wolud love to try to attack and kill me: i am pissed of fand on the field of battle. are you ready to die in pursuit of glory

any embalming tips? patroclus had a war accident and died—i already washed the clotted blood from his body and filled his wounds with unguent. whats next

on the field of battle, smoke show babes are putting my men to the sword . Perfect Dimes, Beautiful beautiful women. theyre killing them. Stop the violence

die by incredible violence or whatever. i dont care anymore.

The year is 1217 BCE. There's battle tomorrow and your mom just commissioned you a fine set of armor from Lord Hephaestus. Youve been staring at the bloated corpse of Patroclus for 19 hours straight

seeing lebron james effortlessly play and defend all positions on the basketball court is worthless to me. It;s nothing compared to my combat prowess. if he met me on the field of battle i would beat his ass . and i Fucking guarantee it.

With my heart filled with unbearable grief and a fierce anger, i’ll pierce straight through the trojan ranks.. (I smack my ankle against my chariot and go completely silent for 5 minutes)

me & the boys are comparing war trauma and arguing over who deserves the most sympathy for what we have endured in battle. is anyone here an expert on Victims? or Grief?

It’s cool that grief will never leave and there is no comfort to be found in violent revenge. In fact it is great that sorrowing will achieve nothing as we are doomed to suffer further sorrows. I love it.

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets With The Purpose Of Throwing Them Atop A Beautiful Burning Funeral Pyre So That They Might Ensure Patroclus’ Safe Passage Into The Underworld.