warfare guru

its tough to do violent combat these days. people arent nearly as accepting of vicious war crimes as they used to be. people will judge you

on the field of battle, smoke show babes are putting my men to the sword . Perfect Dimes, Beautiful beautiful women. theyre killing them. Stop the violence

die by incredible violence or whatever. i dont care anymore.

The year is 1217 BCE. There's battle tomorrow and your mom just commissioned you a fine set of armor from Lord Hephaestus. Youve been staring at the bloated corpse of Patroclus for 19 hours straight

seeing lebron james effortlessly play and defend all positions on the basketball court is worthless to me. It;s nothing compared to my combat prowess. if he met me on the field of battle i would beat his ass . and i Fucking guarantee it.

With my heart filled with unbearable grief and a fierce anger, i’ll pierce straight through the trojan ranks.. (I smack my ankle against my chariot and go completely silent for 5 minutes)

me & the boys are comparing war trauma and arguing over who deserves the most sympathy for what we have endured in battle. is anyone here an expert on Victims? or Grief?

It’s cool that grief will never leave and there is no comfort to be found in violent revenge. In fact it is great that sorrowing will achieve nothing as we are doomed to suffer further sorrows. I love it.

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets With The Purpose Of Throwing Them Atop A Beautiful Burning Funeral Pyre So That They Might Ensure Patroclus’ Safe Passage Into The Underworld.

the media thinks its good when a man falls victim to the whims of fate and is doomed to an untimely end. they especially like it if he says "The gods have spun the thread of fate for wretched mortals". They love tragedy & want us dead

used the last remaining amount of my spirit force to transform mny tween son into a killing machine so that he may fell the walls of the troy

(suddenly becoming very somber) there’s no benefit in frigid tears. You just MOve on and spit-roast more meat

thinking about loading and launching my ships tomorrow. havent made my sacrifices to Zeus and the other gods yet but i will let you all know when i do so you can see my fleet sail the teeming hellespont. sound off in hte comments below , i will not be reading them

despite the most recent Bull Shit the sons of atreus are now saying, i will never be found, unsheathing my sword in anger . strife is not dear to me at all actually

things woud go fucking crazy if me and a woman of great martial prowess got up to some combat Shit

I encourage more war boys to dump Bodies into the shallow waters of the river scamander, as a Courtesy to the Fish and Eels in there .