*just noting here that being online has been affecting my already fucked up mental health so I’m trying to only be here sporadically and, when I am, curating what I follow more strictly into lighthearted fandom and cute animal genres. I love my queer feed but there’s too much of the negative stuff seeping in untagged and it can really get to me. If anyone knows any purely positive queer blogs please send them my way I love having tiny gays in my phone*
Welcome! Here's some info about me!
Hello everyone! This blog will primarily be devoted to reblogging stuff I like, posting my random thoughts and shitposts, and occasionally actual content related to some of my interests. That being said, I know fuck all about the functionality of tumblr and so probably no one will see my posts but whatever. Also my queue is a mess, so if I reblog something from an absurd amount of time ago, I'm not stalking your blog, I'm just chaotic.
You can call me dumbass or Sam. I use he/they pronouns, masc/neu nouns and adjectives
I'm 25, transmasc, bisexual, grey ace, white, fat, and from the US
Some of the common tags I use: #let’s queue this thing — for my queued posts (mostly reblogs), #screaming into the void — anything I have to say, ramblings, shitposts, deep thoughts, opinions, etc., #random funny shit — self explanatory, all things funny(ish), #cute animals — also self explanatory, I also tag specific animals so for example if you don’t want to see rats block #rats
Some of my interests and likes include:
movies and tv shows, I love random horror movies (especially slashers, I LOVE the Child's Play series, and Teeth is underrated) and teen films (The Breakfast Club is my favorite movie of all time). shows that I watch over and over because they make me feel good are Bob's Burgers, Bones, King of the Hill, Friends, The Big Bang Theory, Schitt’s Creek, Modern Family
animals, especially ones that society deems unsavory like pigeons, rats, raccoons, opossums and crows as well as cute animals that I deem cuddly like dogs, cats, pigs, cows, and bears (I would totally cuddle a bear if it wouldn't eat me)
casual video games, I'm a semi-committed simmer (TS4). I would love to play more video games but unfortunately I get pretty bad screen sickness and have a laptop that runs like a potato so I stick to casual games
food, I am more of a slut for food than I am for people. I love homey foods like lasagna, mac and cheese, sweet red wines, cornbread, and chocolate. To paraphrase Gene Belcher "Lasagna is the reason I'm fat!"
watching youtube, I watch youtube videos pretty much every night before bed, here's a list of channels I watch somewhat regularly: jammidodger, onetopic, dan & phil, lilsimsie, laurenzside, watts the safeword, the kitchen & jorn show, celinaspookyboo, kallmekris, safiya nygaard, ty turner, shaaba, the try guys
theatre, shows I have seen live include: Beetlejuice, Come From Away, My Fair Lady, Jagged Little Pill, Wicked, Dear Evan Hansen, Book of Mormon, Clue. Shows I like even though I haven’t seen them live include: Chicago, Hamilton, Little Shop of Horrors, West Side Story, Sweeney Todd, Hairspray
body mods, I love piercings, tattoos, dyed hair, and other body mods. I appear pretty conventional to the outside world, but I hope to get more body mods someday (I currently only have stretched ear lobes)
Some of my previous interests that have been dulled by my depression and antidepressants but I would like to get back into include:
music, I'll listen to pretty much anything and like at least one song from pretty much every genre but my favorites include classic rock and alt rock
writing, I used to write religiously and my dream is to be a published novelist. I write a lot of different genres from poetry to fantasy, mystery to teen fiction, but I've never actually finished any of my writing over 10 pages
reading, until covid hit I would devour ebooks whenever I had a free moment but since then I've consumed less than 10 books total, most of which were audiobooks on long road trips
I will add more information as I think of it but for now you're welcome to ask me literally any questions you have.
Thanks for reading and welcome!
I don't anticipate this blog being super political outside of queer stuff and possibly ranting about the stupidities of the US government, but for the record I am very left leaning. I support reproductive rights (including abortion), environmental protection and stopping climate change, the BLM movement and racial justice, inclusive feminism, voter rights, universal healthcare for all, prison reform, drug decriminalization, religious freedom for all religions (with actual separation between church and state), obviously queer and trans rights, scientific fact over political bullshit (including mandatory vaccinations). I stand with Ukraine, Palestine, and all others who are trapped under an oppressive government or regime.
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It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.
talking to a very boring LGBTQ person once in a while is so refreshing, you’re like “Whoa! You’re so average and normal! You’re like a coworker at an office job! The only thing we have in common is our LGBTQ identity and that is beautiful!”
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I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!
The lore of Bob's Burgers is kinda wild if you think about it. Bob was originally going to be a cannibal serving burgers made of people. There's a trans woman side character named Marshmallow. There's a gag character known only as Speedo Guy. And they had to replace Jimmy Pesto's voice actor because he was at the January 6th riot.
Parents go out of town for the night and, because I am still mentally a teenager, I procede to watch four horror movies and then Pillion (which I really liked, probably more than I should’ve) back to back on the living room tv
I don’t know if there’s a glitch, or hbo is doing one of their “some stuff is free for a few days to trick you into wanting to subscribe” events, or my dad changed what streaming subscriptions we have without telling anyone again but for some reason my tv let me watch movies that are normally only on hbo without paying for them so I got to watch several movies I’ve been really wanting to see and now I have to convince myself that sleep is more important than all the other movies I’ve been dying to watch even if there’s a chance they go away soon
Parents go out of town for the night and, because I am still mentally a teenager, I procede to watch four horror movies and then Pillion (which I really liked, probably more than I should’ve) back to back on the living room tv
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Someone needs to hurry up and fix climate change. It is currently 80 degrees in my house because it’s been so hot out but I can’t turn on the air conditioning because the high on monday is 43 degrees. That’s a 40 degree drop in like five days
Also the hot weather has awakened spiders that apparently were living somewhere in the house. I do not mind small amounts of certain spiders but I have been fighting off like a dozen, quick moving, slightly big, personal space invading spiders while hanging out in the living room the past few days. I’ve (slightly fearfully) caught and released a couple into the garage and sprayed so so much peppermint that I almost choked myself which kept them away from me for a while (I truly do not mind if they hang out away from me) but they keep freaking coming
imagine your neighborhood had a Notorious Van because the art airbrushed on it isnt like a cool lightning wizard or unicorn or whatever, but instead a bunch of dicks. everyone knows the van with the penises. and the person who owns and drives it is this lesbian who knooows her cars the talk of the town and loves it. and you know Of her but now, at this random house party, you get introduced to her for the first time and ur like ohhhh THATS the dick van dyke
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