tabula rasa

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

Can i try to jerk u off with the engchanted gauntled please please please please

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

(flirting) i could be your problem

can i have everythang

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

the whole "sky writing" thing is so dumb. just wait for a cloud that looks like that

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night