tabula rasa

Shit I relapsed on having hopes again

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

ive been honing my ability by the way

let’s deprive me of everything and see what happens

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

“gotta have money to make money” -idiot who only knows duplication magic and hasn’t learned conjuring yet 🫵😂

A dry sense of humping

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

your cat was an honor to see in the window

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

microdosing hell by being awake and literate