tabula rasa

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

“gotta have money to make money” -idiot who only knows duplication magic and hasn’t learned conjuring yet 🫵😂

A dry sense of humping

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

your cat was an honor to see in the window

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

my dinner-centric world view

Well of course there’s shame. There’s always shame.

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

letd go eat parts of that guys car