tabula rasa

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

Shit I relapsed on having hopes again

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

ive been honing my ability by the way

let’s deprive me of everything and see what happens

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

“gotta have money to make money” -idiot who only knows duplication magic and hasn’t learned conjuring yet 🫵😂

A dry sense of humping

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

your cat was an honor to see in the window