I‘m so fucking tired

capitalism erodes your sense of humanity to a horrifying degree

Gonna pull you around by your belt loop like a leash

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK! YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK! YOU CAN BITE AND SCRATCH AND BEG BUT YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK!

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom