I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

about to go in for the green surgery

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal