why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro

this is not my amazing digital house. this is not my amazing digital wife.

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

we all have that one cousin who rolls around a ball that picks stuff up

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

i eat your grandads clothes

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have