I am The Rkyeet!

this wasn't a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

It could be if we’re all brave enough

Reblog to turn everybody gay by 2047

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

2006-2008 Dodge Ram 1500

Autism be damned my blog can identify a car.

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

This post is 9 years old but if you told me it was made yesterday I would believe you

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@staff this is why you can't touch reblog chains

The part of the video at the end where it pans down and reveals the camera operator is also wearing a cosplay dress is essential to my enjoyment of this video.