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I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

A question for the ages.

The psych nerds found out ages ago that punishments that make the child think for a few minutes (about one minute or year of age until they're tweens) is much more helpful to develope social intelligence and understanding than punishments which prevents thinking, like the ones that involve pain. In fact, corporal punishment encouraged lying, extreme reactions, violent outbursts, go figure, they don't trust you.

This is all really fucking serious and important and I'm mainly reblogging for that, because this correct mentality needs to be spread around more, but I'm also reblogging because I absolutely lost it at the child who dreads having to wear the normal blue hat of shame.

I’m crying tears of joy

@hellenhighwater

Art breaks out so unexpectedly sometimes… :)

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer's apprentice going for you OP?

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

Is....is...is Yvgeny....alive?

Eh. Is alive enough.

This is what you call good game design

When someone's hear me out is an incredibly popular, conventionally attractive actor and yours is a giant radioactive lizard who breathes atomic fire, you begin to wonder if you're playing two very different games

I feel like I just got rickrolled over dialup.

Rickrolled by telegraph, more like.

And even if you have access to them, you have to go out of your way to buy and take vitamins or even to brush your teeth in a way you don’t have to do to just drink tap water or eat food containing enriched flour and iodized salt! Everyone drinks water and eats food with salt! The saving on time and executive function is real, especially as accumulated over the years.

does anyone know if this is doable if you have easily-triggered vertigo? I am sorry to derail it, but it sounds like an excellent exercise but ever since I got vertigo from long covid I had to give up some exercises I really like :(

The third Superman story ever is about him screwing with a party of billionaires because the head one cut the safety budget that almost got his miners killed. I'm not kidding.

This was Josephine Witt in Germany, 2013; she was protesting the Catholic church’s anti abortion ideology. I am absolutely obsessed with this image.

Icon, role model, and an absolute legend that we all must stan