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open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
let's make a cake but instead of ratios, the votes decide the order in which to do the steps.
- preheat the oven
- grease and flour a cake pan
-mix flour, sugar, salt and baking powder
-add eggs, milk, butter/oil and vanilla
-beat until smooth
-pour batter into the pan
-bake for 25-35 minutes
-let the cake cool completely
(the option with the most votes goes first, the option with the second most votes second and so on)
let's make a cake but instead of ratios, the votes decide the order in which to do the steps.
preheat the oven
grease and flour a cake pan
mix flour, sugar, salt and baking powder
add eggs, milk, butter/oil and vanilla
beat until smooth
pour batter into the pan
bake for 25-35 minutes
let the cake cool completely
(the option with the most votes goes first, the option with the second most votes second and so on)
I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.
nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb
The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

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We should go through Sandra HĂźller's filmography and give Stratt a bunch of twins too. do you understand how fucking funny it would be for her to have one sister who gives professional support to astronauts and another who is the main suspect in a murder case
Sandra HĂźller Cinematic Universe Headcanons !!
adult vs. younger selves
⢠Sandra Voyter (Anatomy of a Fall) - absent older sister w/ a sizeable age gap. Leaves home almost immediately. Minimal contact with family (resents her childhood in a "shithole in Germany"). She sees her sisters appear on TV, sometimes. Eva a hotshot at the ESA (headquartered in Paris, not so far), and Mika making a name for herself in European cinema. Some form of them make it into her books, but Sandra never picks up the phone to call. She thinks they're better off without her.
⢠Eva Stratt - a dutiful, studious child. Older sibling energy despite being younger because she didn't have Sandra around for much of her life.
⢠Mikaela Sanders (Sibyl) - You think Stratt's blunt and self-serious? Meet Mika :)) She's two years younger than Eva, but so alike that as children, people often mistook them for twins. Another director (of films, this time). Mika is as capable and collected as both her elder sisters, but lacks the endless reservoir of calm stoicism Eva seems to have. Pulls herself together quickly but is frequently on the verge of breakdown. Barely remembers Sandra. Eva's biggest fan until they had a falling out in adulthood (haven't decided what kind but it would explain the lack of a relationship). Mends her relationship with Eva after a couple of volatile years in her personal life, but doesn't get much time before Stratt is chosen to lead the Petrova Taskforce.
Additional stuff:
⢠All of the sisters enter careers in the arts/humanities and achieve success :)) Maybe too much success, for Eva.
⢠2019. The premier of Mika's latest film. Mika calls Eva after she finally severs ties with actor Igor Maleski, and they reconcile. Later that year, Sandra's high-profile trial for the alleged murder of Samuel Maleski* begins. Eva shows up to every single session open to the public as a show of support. Following Sandra's acquittal, she makes an effort to reconnect with Eva, and Mika, too. Daniel meets two aunts he's never heard of before.
* Justine Triet likes douchebags named Maleski...
⢠Also in 2019: the discovery of the Petrova line. They don't know it yet, but this is goodbye, for Eva.
⢠Somehow people don't make the connection between the siblings (different surnames, different fields) until Stratt's imprisoned and the media dig into her life post-launch.
⢠Eva used to be the bridge between the two, but Sandra and Mika grow closer in the long years Eva is absent leading up to launch, followed by the even longer period of Eva languishing in prison.
⢠Out of the three, Stratt dies first from all the stress :D) She gets out of prison, helps repair the sun, then one morning simply does not wake up. Sandra gets out of retirement to publish one final book. There's enough changes for plausible deniability, but it's clear to everyone that it's about Eva. Also you all know how in coltland twins stuff they always ask Colt to play Ryland in a blockbuster biopic? Guess what happens to my good friend Mika. She declines. She's in the director's chair, for a reason. Creates a three part documentary about the first and second phases (30 years apart) of Project Hail Mary; documents the impact her sister had on saving the world.
Attempting to write a fic about Sandra Voyter and Stratt as sisters ... Prev tags have given me the idea to somehow incorporate Mika as well ... I'm not writer and it's like pulling teeth but I hope I get something done someday
You are not safe from this. You, the person reading this, are not safe from this. No matter how educated or open minded you think you are, you are not safe from this. The moment you think you are safe from it is the moment you become the most susceptible.
Its similar to why you cannot put bad people in a class of their own. The moment you do that you stop being able to see the bad things that the people closest to you do a la "my best friend couldn't have said that racist thing, they're not evil."
The moment you think you are immune from this type of backslide into right wing nonsense is the moment you stop questioning yourself enough to keep yourself from backsliding into right wing nonsense a la "I mean im not antiscience, im vaccinated, I just think that fluoride in our water supply is imparting children's ability to learn as fast as they otherwise could without it."
Remember, being progressive means progressing, its about always moving forward. The moment you rest on your laurels and stop putting in effort to keep the progression is the moment you start becoming left behind.
âBisexuals donât belong in the LGBT communityâ ohhh ok I guess the B stands for âbitchâ and thatâs where you fit in, gotcha
I was explaining bi and trans erasure/phobia in the gay community to my mum and she was outraged and burst out âWHAT DO THEY THINK IT STANDS FOR? LESBIANS, GAYS, BICYCLES AND TRICYCLES?!â and I donât think Iâll forget that until my dying day.
does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it
I'm glad everyone is alive rn
the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
Reading this without having watched Steven universe is like getting punched in the head repeatedly

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you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it
girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text
Fanfic Readers: hey, so I made you a drawing based on your fic. Sorry, it looks weirdâŚ
Fanfic writers:
number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly
anyways, I'm still so angry over that Deadline article about Disney nuking Ncuti Gatwa's era of Doctor Who because of "woke" (not even kidding), because they received "overwhelming" feedback that the show was "too woke" for international audiences. It will never not piss me the fuck off how woke was/is literally aave for being politically aware that's been so co-opted by white establishment conservatives that this bastardised co-opted colonised concept of "woke" is now weaponised against Black people, people of colour and other marginalised people to justify casting us down and out. A literal fuckinf alien was played by a Black gay actor and old white people lost their shit and now a 60 yr old show is basically dead because some white people hated they weren't being directly pandered to. I'm never not gonna be pissed the fuck OFF
Hey, people in the comments who said I was wrong about the show being dead because I could see the writing on the wall months ago....well, now there's the official announcement. I really hope that no one ever forgets that Doctor Who was cancelled because of anti-Blackness, racism, and corporate greed.

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'Doctor Who's Christmas episode has been canceled, while Russell T Davies and Bad Wolf are exiting the BBC series.
âDoctor Whoâ Christmas Special Canceled, As Russell T Davies & Bad Wolf Exit BBC Sci-Fi Series
Big news in the Whoniverse.
The BBC has canceled the special Christmas episode of Doctor Who, while showrunner Russell T Davies and producer Bad Wolf are exiting the iconic sci-fi series.
In an announcement on Wednesday, the BBC acknowledged that the news would be âdisappointing for fansâ after the broadcaster promised last year that it would air a âspectacularâ special episode in 2026.
The Doctor Who festive special is something of an institution in the UK, with previous favorites including David Tennant making his full debut as the Doctor in 2005âs âThe Christmas Invasion.â
The exit of Davies and Bad Wolf, who signed up for Doctor Who as part of a major reboot in 2021, will result in the BBC putting the series out to competitive tender.
It means that BBC Studios, which owns the rights to Doctor Who, or an independent producer will have the opportunity to reinvent the beloved Time Lord.
âAs part of securing the next phase of the show for future generations, and in line with the BBCâs Charter and Agreement requirements, the BBC will put Doctor Who out to competitive tender this year. Doctor Who remains an important part of the BBC and this tender underpins the BBCâs continued commitment to Doctor Who ensuring audiences will enjoy the show for years to come,â the BBC said in a statement.
âAfter careful consideration, the BBC, Russell T Davies and Bad Wolf have collectively decided not to go ahead with the previously announced Doctor Who Christmas episode.
âThis decision was not taken lightly, and we know it will be disappointing for fans, but in order to set the show up for future series, it was decided that rather than bridge the gap with a one off special, we are choosing to push forward to invest in the long-term future of the show which ensures that when the TARDIS lands once more, it does so in all its glory.â
At the same time as the BBC statement, Davies posted on Instagram bidding farewell to the Doctor after his second spell as showrunner. He told followers that he had not written a Christmas special script and âno actor was ever approached to play the next Doctor.â
Davies has previously spoken about having a story for the Christmas special, but there is some dispute about how much he had written. In February, Doctor Who composer Murray Gold told the Radio Times that Davies had written several versions of the script for the 2026 special.
The changes on Doctor Who are part of an inauspicious period for the drama. Disney+ exited as a co-producer last year, Ncuti Gatwa quit as the Time Lord, and ratings floundered. It has led to existential questions for the series, but the BBC has repeatedly made clear that it remains committed to new episodes. The corporation also said today that a Doctor Who animated series is in production.