"Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the Honored One"

and they were roommates

oh my god they were roommates

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

No summer travel is complete without getting screwed over by Deutsche Bahn.

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

healed enough to close the door, but human enough to still look at it sometimes