"Whale and Cat" by Boris Zachoder.
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JVL
almost home

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ojovivo
cherry valley forever
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"Whale and Cat" by Boris Zachoder.

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SPOILERS the best part of the Superman movie was when Lex was walking towards the fortress of solitude and it just opened for him without explanation and my best friend turned to me in the cinema and whispered "he's already pregnant"
New writing rule: Checkovās friend
If you introduce a named character with a relationship to a protagonist, their character arc must be resolved in a way that feels reasonable and satisfying
Which is to say: they canāt just dissappear when theyāre no longer a convenient plot device
Thorās Mum rule ā If youāre going to kill a character whoās carried any part of the plot, take a bit to reimagine the plot as if she were the main character, and the story ends when she dies.Ā If itās unsatisfying, rewrite either her plot points, or her death, to make both more meaningful.
Which is to say ā donāt treat side characters as ammo with which to hurt your main guy.Ā ESPECIALLY if theyāre women.
Iām reblogging because this second part is the best explanation of how I distinguish between fridged characters and other characters who just die.
And yes, it is intrinsically a bit subjective and thatās okay.
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
Like to charge, reblog to cast
like father like daughter

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Obsessed with Xie Lan as a character. Like I know everyone reads these books for the romance but the individual character concepts are hilarious.
Xie Lan is a prince. He eats poison on the reg. Heās forever stuck looking like heās nineteen. Heās the oldest guy in the communication array. He knows kung fu. He dressed in drag to catch a ghost on two separate unrelated occasions. Heās the world greatest detective. Heās kind. He was forced into a trolley problem and chose to pull the lever. His cooking is awful to the point it could kill a god. Heās kind. He tried to give CPR to a ghost. Heās the unluckiest man alive. Heās been kicked out of heaven multiple times. Heās kind. He caught a kid from certain death and everyone was pissed at him forever about it. He regrets nothing but coming back to heaven.
I think it's just like that for all mxtx novels ngl
the svsss series,
Shen Yuan is literally just a dude. This dude hate read and frequently left hate comments on a shitty irredeemable webnovel because he feels "it had potential". He dies choking on spoiled food and wakes up as a villain from said novel and his immediate reaction is to panic and attempt leave. He cannot leave. He is in a constant state of what the fuck and oh god what is going on. Nobody else knows this because he's mastered the pokerface. He throws a disciple off a cliff and proceeds to mourn for several years despite knowing full well that said disciple is fine. He then proceeds to die again. It's fine he has a clone body. Oh look, someone decided to yoink him from that body into his old one! Does this count as a third death??? Also he blames everything on the author.
Wei ying is an orphan. He is a genius cultivator. He has a backbencher troublemaker personality. He spent most time in school getting punished for his woke necromancer tendencies. He's loved by his siblings, his husband and his son. He was feared by generations of cultivators. He created demonic cultivation to protect people. He did the right thing always. Just in unacceptable ways. He gave up his golden core for his emotionally constipated brother. He tolerated years of domestic abuse. He acts like a 3 year old because he likes being coddled by his sister. Despite being so powerful, he never wanted any power for himself. He wanted a simple life. He is a professional flautist. He's lonely and isolated himself to protect his loved ones. He's an alcoholic. He sowed his own son into the ground to fool him into believing that he could grow big like a radish. His love language is teasing his crush. He's an oblivious idiot. He figured out a revenge plot so convoluted that even mastermind villains didn't understand it. He came back from dead without consent and acted like a madman with horrible makeup skills to deliver justice. He knew he was hot shit and was offended at the ugly yilling patriarch posters. He took responsibility for his mistakes. He's a teacher. He knows how to take revenge and keep his word. He has to break promises.
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
āiām not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to meā does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless
added a graphic to elaborate on the specifics of what iām trying to say.
basically, everybody changes all the time for all sorts of reasons. donāt let the myth of static selfhood trick you into thinking youāre unworthy. the only way to go is forward, which would be the case no matter what, and thatās okay.
āBut hereās a little secret for you: no one is ever the same thing again after anything. You are never the same twice, and much of your unhappiness comes from trying to pretend that you are. Accept that you are different each day, and do so joyfully, recognizing it for the gift it is. Work within the desires and goals of the person you are currently, until you arenāt that person anymore, and everything changes once again.ā
ā Welcome to Night Vale
Had to when I saw the quote lol
I love Jason sm š
Og post @batfam-imagines
this is the most gorgeous batfamily art i've seen in A WHILE

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Lestat's backstory is also MUCH cuter than I could possibly have imagined. Tragically forbidden from being either a monk (nerd) or theater kid (queer) he has to pick an interest that works for his grim, old-fashioned family in rural France, which turns out to be...horses and dogs! Of course! Every mentally unwell historical fiction teenager spends more time with their horse than with other people. He breeds mastiffs??? He's illiterate, he's bored, he's bisexual. The first time this kid meets literally anyone who wants to talk about philosophy or music with him he pulls out "let's go be starving artists in the big city together" almost immediately, so I guess having no chill whatsoever is an immutable character trait.
The union busting firms are scared
As a fine dining cook, I found work in a union workplace around a year ago. My 40 hours a week are guaranteed except for Jan/feb/mar when thereās not enough customers, I get paid almost twice what I did at any other restaurant, if I work overtime, (more than 8 hours in one day, or more than 40 in a week), I actually get overtime pay, (and itās 1.5x my normal rate!). I get holiday pay, and in addition I get to either bank or pay out my holidays if I work those days, (either a paid day off when I want it, in addition to the holiday pay, or I get paid an addāl 8 hours at 1.5x that week). I also get two floating holidays, 4 paid random sick days, 2 paid family sick days, and 4 paid ādoctorās noteā sick days, (paid out by our health insurance), as well as general allowance to take as many unpaid sick days as I want without worrying for my job security. (Iāve been told that taking multiple months off is where we start to be concerned about abuse, so if I want to do that, I can go through our leave of absence procedures instead, where Iām allowed three 2-week periods a year generally for whatever reason I want, (If my manager wants to disagree, he has to get the union presidentās approval), and after that itās up to my manager to decide if heāll accept them). I get two weeks of paid vacation time a year, and an addāl week per year for every 5 years I work there. We get our legally mandated breaks, which, I know that sounds like a low bar, but taking anything other than a smoke break in a kitchen?!?! Unheard of! I get two 15ā²s and a lunch every shift! I get to sitdown and rest my legs and not get flak for it! I get a bonus at the end of the year, thereās official procedures for if my manager isnāt happy with me or wants to get rid of me, (three meetings, during which my union representative has to be present), (and getting rid of my classification doesnāt work, thereās rules for how someone ābumpsā other people if classifications are gotten rid of), and severance pay for when full-time employees that are downsized out of the company, thereās a pension plan, like . . . Guys, I have a 40-page handbook which details all of the rights my union has won me, and believe me, Iāve never had any of these at any prior workplace. And you know what my union dues are? $4 a paycheck. Of course Iām going to pay my union dues for all of those benefits.
Reblogging for this incredibly thorough explanation of what it's like to actually have a contract in place at a union workplace. I reblog a fair number of posts about how people should organize, but if you're like me, you might not know exactly what that can get you until you've actually gone through the process. Every contract is different because you bargain for what makes sense for your particular workplace, and every few years you re-negotiate with the employer to improve things in the next contract, but some things (like the right to have union representation when you talk to your boss about leave or discipline) are universal.
It's worth every penny of your dues, I promise.
I do on call work in the fisheries. I'll work for a month solid, at good pay, then be off for at least that long.
My Union dues are something like 2.5% off my paycheque when I'm working, capped at $350 annually.
People telling you unions are a waste of your money are the same ones who tell you voting doesn't work.
And both times they're lying.
Funniest things Armand has done
Include the raccoon in his little projector slides during the trial
Make little dolls of Louis, Claudia and Madeleine for his rehearsal trial, and put a bra on Madeleineās doll
Make up the story about feeding the sacrifice soup as part of his punishment
Steal Malikās sunglasses
Imitate Louis by crossing his legs
Tell Daniel about how heās had sex with half the coven, to his long-time husbandās surprise
Pretend to be a real employee at the penthouse instead of simply inventing an alter ego like a normal person
Reveal his vampirism by hovering menacingly, moments after removing his brown contacts in record time
Take Louis to Lestat in Magnusā dungeon knowing full well that it could backfire and his cover might be blown
Let a two-time Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist into his home to write his husbandās memoir despite having mountains of lies to hide
Leave a two-time Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist alone with his husband knowing full well that heās brainwashed both of them into forgetting an important series of events
Tell that same journalist about how he not only had sex with Lestat, but did so while making eye contact with Lestatās ex, despite this having no relation or importance to the memoir
Lock himself in a box during the trial and make Sam guard him with a prop scythe while simultaneously sentencing his boyfriend to death
Attempt to impress Louis by demonstrating his friendship with Sartre
Continue to court Louis despite knowing full well that Louis was hallucinating his dead ex-husband, who is also his ex
Interrupt a week-long torture session to muse about how the floor slants north
Believe heās kept his āI will not harm youā vow to Louis because heās kept to the letter of the law despite violating the spirit of it repeatedly and enthusiastically
Suggest that lemon wallpaper be installed in the brutalist penthouse with minimalist decor
Break a 500-year-old vow because he was upset about his divorce, despite knowing full well that his marriage was a sham
Play Minecraft on his iPad
funniest things in interview with the vampire:
the fact that we got reverse-queerbaited and there was levitating gay vampire sex in episode 1 and then never again :(
"he ain't white he french!"
lestat showing up to louis' family dinner in the gayest outfit he could wear in 1910, pretending to eat, and hypnotizing paul when he really was trying to make a good impression
florence du lac clocking louis as gay because of his acrylic nails and tinted glasses
"what's wrong with that man?" @ lestat
louis with the "no whites allowed" sign despite lestat being inside the building
"i'm not sure how i feel about that pleated skirt" "it's chiffon it has movement"
grace calling lestat louis' white daddy
louis, lestat, and claudia treating nosferatu like a comedy
louis telling the police they should be ashamed of how they treated "law-abiding, taxpaying citizens" and forgetting that it's illegal to be gay
"we sell...incinerators. to various american cities." "we bring our clients here to demonstrate the product"
louis throwing lestat's coffin out the window
tom anderson not seeing louis and lestat for 17 years but for some reason he has a picture with them in his desk drawer
the fact that rashid was not just a character armand made up but a real employee of theres who was mysteriously absent for a week while seemingly consensually being played by his boss
armand and louis walking up to daniel holding hands like two people who have never held hands before in their life
armand had a threesome with a father and son while watching now, voyager, something louis didn't even know about
armand telling daniel his own armandstat fanfiction, stopping at the scene where they fucked in the theatre box, and daniel wanting more
"are you schizophrenic louis?" "...no"
the insinuation that the real irish playwright samuel barclay beckett was a vampire. not only that, but that his most well-known work, "waiting for godot," was originally written for the theatre des vampires. not only that, but that he is now an unspecified DJ
french man yelling at louis and armand that they should blow each other when they're kissing in the public park
daniel molloy being so unbelievably gay in the 1970s and being immediately into fucking louis in the coffin
daniel molloy having his body comandeered by armand and still offering to suck his dick
daniel molloy trying to escape from armand and immediately running into the wall
armand walking back into the dubai penthouse being the silliest he's ever been, nourished, happy only to find out that his husband and weird gay boy situationship have unionized
armand gaslighting his way out of the situation he gaslit himself into by telling louis he asked him to erase his memories
armand animating the raccoon into the projections during the trial
santiago small dick reveal
lestat still wearing a 150 year old leyendecker robe and playing a wooden piano, but somehow having the money for an ipad, speakers, and wifi
"siri pause"

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listen. i honestly do try my best to not be bitchy about stuff. but if you not-joking-joked that you wanted to watch a video essay from hbomb on the kendrick-drake rap beef. i think that you are obligated to watch fd signifier's 3 hour video essay. i KNOW the watch time is not the issue.
I spent three and a half hours utterly immersed in a beef I was barely aware of from a scene I am not part of. This is a video about rap artists, of course, but also if you like hearing about scene drama, art history, Black culture, or if you just enjoy watching video essays, you gotta watch this video. F.D. Signifier is not playing around- this is documentary-level production covering decades of what rap means through the lens of a conflict between prominent artists, presented in a way that's both informative and engaging for a newcomer AND also deeply incisive and analytical for the seasoned rap purist. And aside from teaching me a fuckton about hip hop, this video also just made me feel excited about and open to nonfiction media once again.
Cannot overstate how HIGHLY I recommend this video essay.
Literally what the fuck
This is such a frustrating and reductive response to the book. The character recounting the death of his planet is a criticism of millennial liberals.
SPOILERS but Heās like a Twitch streamer climate activist who you find out uses a private jet to travel. Heās like a well-meaning Christian who goes to a liberal church, but you find out never unpacked the sexism/homophobia baked into the belief system. Heās your friend you used to look up to, but as you get more mature, he stays the same, and your friendship slowly starts growing apart.
One of the key issues is that it isnāt just some victim recounting the death of their planetā he was a direct cause of it.
The framing of the tagger is a bit disingenuous because part of the point of that scene is that weāre LOOKING DOWN on this cringey millennial guy who is thousands of years old, yet still references a dead meme from thousands of years ago.
The point is that heās still trapped at the maturity level he was at when he killed the planet, and THAT'S why he frames it in shitty memes and shifts the blame of his actions, like a toxic BFF who hasnāt matured since high school. Heās stuck in the liberal mindset that killed the planet, one where it paints itself as progressive or democratic or whatever buzzword you need to hear to hide the violence underlying the system. Heās the VILLAIN, and weāre supposed to be indicting him the same way we indict the cringe-y liberal characters in Get Out, where the cringe hides the insidiousness lurking underneath.
And the point is that itās cringe-y and tonedeaf. This is a villain who isnāt a cartoonish evil mastermind, but instead a reflection of the authorās view on her liberal millennial peers. This is why it is āphysically hurtful to readāāitās intentionally invoking that familiar brand of millennial cringe for a point.
Like even the meme the author chose is resonant in this regard.
The ānone pizza left beefā meme was huge with tumblr kids in 2012. It was a monument to how funny a corporate monstrosity of a food could be, both provocative and original. Like a piece of absurd art about internet commerce.
It was also created by the co-creator of Young Sheldon, Steven Molaro.
There it is again. That funny feeling that the Internet often inspires.
Itās not evil, per se, to write Young Sheldon, but it feels like stagnation, the way the author goes from creating THE absurdist meme on corporate food to creating THE symbol of corporate cashgrab TV.
And like, thatās the Harrow the Ninth character in a nutshell. Heās so stagnant that heās become removed from his original context, until his mindset is as absurd and incomprehensible as his stupid meme thatās been dead for thousands of years. Until heās BECOME the imperial corporate empire he was originally fighting against. Much like how the Internet/big tech/streaming itself has stagnated and become the very thing it originally stood against. Thereās a reason internet meme culture is being used this way, and the book acknowledges the break in tension this creates in the reader.
But instead of mentioning any of that, itās āBook makes fun of tragedy by making it into a tonedeaf meme. This is why memes shouldnāt be in books.ā
Like⦠If that is what you take away from that scene,
And like, you can dislike what Harrow the Ninth is doing. Itās intentionally cringe-y to read in a very post-modern way, but that doesnāt take away the fact that itās cringe. You can even call it pretentious or whatever.
This discussion is had about lots of post-modern works. Like the short film Wavelength. Or Duchampās Fountain.
But, if youāre at the point where you refuse to engage with the fact that Fountain is intentionally about the question āWhat is art?ā so you can feel superior about disliking it
Then I donāt really think you understand the work, nor art in general.
And it frustrates me that this anti-intellectual take is being proliferated by someone who doesnāt even seem to get the basic facts of the book right. Like again, itās fine to dislike a book for being cringe-y even if itās on purpose or to find it pretentious for doing so.
But not even mentioning that the character is trying to cover up his warcrimes means that you inadvertently make it seem like he was meant to be a genuine victim. Which makes the author seem like she was somehow SO shitty at writing sensitive topics that she accidentally made her scene recounting planet death into a tone deaf meme. Which just⦠isnāt whatās happening here.
No, they donāt āread that.ā Theyāre reading a postmodern take on liberal imperialism/colonialism. My GOD those tags are creating misinformation in real time. Maybe read the book before reblogging tags about it next time.