Egg's carton

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

my personal take on this is Two Time having a very, very poor reaction to Azure initially, like thinking it's someone pretending to be them

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

You know, I've always thought of cumplane as a crack ship, maybe them being platonic soulhaters or something, but Airplane really, after having spent 60+ years with no internet whatsoever, heard this random guy utter TWO (2) scathing lines and immediately recognized him by his user handle, are you fucking kidding me, what are they DOING